implr

@implring

Cursed Computer Connoisseur , BGP funposter

Joined July 2018

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  1. Jan 19

    At least I was able to ssh into the machine, didn't freeze the kernel completely. Oops indeed.

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  2. Jan 19

    thank you amd something something linux, year, desktop, etc

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    2019 was a great year for Dragon Sector! 🏆1st place at global ranking for the 2nd year in a row & 3rd time in the history of our team 🥇1st place at 2 CTFs 🥈2nd place at 5 CTFs 🥉3rd place at 5 CTFs 💻And also organized a well received Dragon CTF 2019!

    CTFTime scoreboard screenshot:
1st place: Dragon Sector (Poland)
2nd place: Balsn (Taiwan)
3rd place: Plaid Parliament of Pwning (USA)
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  4. 28 Dec 2019

    Hey , what's up with the total out traffic being suspiciously stuck at exactly 20G? It's rising now, but it was like that all of yesterday.

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    Who let this cat in? It clogged our pipe! 😤

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    27 Dec 2019

    wanna go to self-organized sessions/workshops? unhappy with the wiki interface? made one that sucks less!

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  7. 23 Nov 2019

    The Linux driver for this thing is over 3k lines long

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  8. 23 Nov 2019

    what kind of cursed decision process leads one to create a MICROCODED DMA CONTROLLER why does a device that moves bytes from A to B need a custom instruction set I have so many questions

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  9. 22 Nov 2019

    . never fails to deliver on memes

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  10. 1 Nov 2019

    iopl(3); nice(-20); sched_setscheduler(... sched_get_priority_max(1)); for when you need to poke legacy io ports at m a x i m u m s p e e d

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  11. Retweeted
    28 Oct 2019

    presenting unfork(2), the most cursed piece of code i ever wrote

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  12. Retweeted
    26 Oct 2019

    /export/hda3/3.4.14/local/googledata/html/images/cooll.jpg

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  13. Retweeted
    4 Oct 2019

    Rather than dm this to each friend individually I’ll just put it here

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    17 Oct 2019
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  15. 12 Oct 2019

    Don't discharge me or my son ever again

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    2 Oct 2019
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  17. Retweeted
    2 Oct 2019

    Today we allocated the last of our contiguous /22 IPv4 address blocks. We still have roughly 1 million addresses available, in the form of /23s and /24s, and we will continue making /22-equivalent allocations made up of these smaller blocks.

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  18. 23 Sep 2019

    I've released the sources to my Teaser task `rms` (and `rms-fixed`):

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  19. 27 Aug 2019

    L-L-Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Coughing and sneezing as I run through your lungs. How can you challenge a perfect immortal cloud of fine rock particles? ~

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    23 Aug 2019
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