My ability to thermoregulate is on par with a lizard’s. I’ll pretend that means I’m really one of the reptilians that secretly rule th world
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Replying to @imightbemary
@imightbemary Nah, but one of them may have secretly impregnated you.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @aacoleman
@aacoleman Oh god, that's probably why I've been craving crickets lately
8:17 AM - 27 Apr 2015
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