@imightbemary Nah, but one of them may have secretly impregnated you.
My ability to thermoregulate is on par with a lizard’s. I’ll pretend that means I’m really one of the reptilians that secretly rule th world
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@aacoleman Oh god, that's probably why I've been craving crickets lately
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