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    1. Turbo Rationalist‏ @TurboRational May 20
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      stop trying and your body will figure it out

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    2. ian hines‏ @imhinesmi May 20
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      unfortunately i have not yet mastered the dao

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    3. illegibleparadise‏ @warmbott May 20
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      get out of your brain by experiencing yourself outside your body, it will follow

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    4. ian hines‏ @imhinesmi May 20
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      wait a minute is this another attempt at getting me to do drugs

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    5. Aaron‏ @aaron_etc May 20
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      everything he says is that

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    6. Yasmeen‏ @yassoma May 20
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      it's true, he welcomed several of my completely unprompted out-of-body monologues, one of which where I raved about how cap'n crunch is a masterclass in texture engineering for five minutes straight in great detail

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    7. illegibleparadise‏ @warmbott May 20
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      it also doubled as a glorious masterclass on the effects of capitalism. fractal monologuing

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    8. Yasmeen‏ @yassoma May 20
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      fractal monologuing is my brand holy shit you are right

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    9. Aaron‏ @aaron_etc May 20
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      Brand-name cereals can charge big premia over generic substitutes because of hardcore cereal engineering. Every so-called engineer – even the ones not on drugs – should be humbled by this.

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    10. Yasmeen‏ @yassoma May 20
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      let me make it perfectly clear that I am not usually on drugs when I am fascinated by how millions of dollars in research and development goes to making completely innocent things insanely captivating; someone could have built an empire, but instead created doritos... beautiful

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      ian hines‏ @imhinesmi May 20
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      are you implying that doritos is anything other than an empire

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        1. Yasmeen‏ @yassoma May 20
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          fuck, touche

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