people who like penne are brokenhttps://twitter.com/awoo_/status/1253848782099398658 …
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Replying to @halvorz
Penne came here from a parallel universe where they have completely different utensils
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Replying to @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1
are you telling me you've never had the experience of trying to stab the last damn penne with a fork, and then trying to scoop it up, then trying to suspend it on one tine, and finally giving up and using your fingers
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i have not had this experience, have you tried stabbing it like this: | | <--penne | | .|. .|. <fork tines | | the penne cannot escape this way
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i like how your diagram perfectly demonstrates the problem stab .|. .|. lift .|. .|. penne gracefully slides off tines unperturbed | |
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no thats one piece of penne what kind of gigafork are you using that has tines big enough for penne to slip through
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no no you stab it successfully but it does not stay stabbed
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stab then tilt then lift this should work unless you are lubing your pasta or something
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why would i do any of this when i can simply buy superior pasta
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