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    1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 25
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      halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Retweeted Amy Woolard

      people who like penne are brokenhttps://twitter.com/awoo_/status/1253848782099398658 …

      halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ added,

      Amy Woolard @awoo_
      Replying to @BrandyLJensen
      penne is a weapon not a pasta
      15 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
    2. Mechanical Monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Apr 25
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      Replying to @halvorz

      Penne came here from a parallel universe where they have completely different utensils

      3 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
    3. Dan listens to the world changing‏ @danlistensto Apr 25
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      Replying to @mechanicalmonk1 @halvorz

      forks?

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    4. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 25
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      Replying to @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

      are you telling me you've never had the experience of trying to stab the last damn penne with a fork, and then trying to scoop it up, then trying to suspend it on one tine, and finally giving up and using your fingers

      3 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
    5. ian hines‏ @imhinesmi Apr 25
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      Replying to @halvorz @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

      i have not had this experience, have you tried stabbing it like this: | | <--penne | | .|. .|. <fork tines | | the penne cannot escape this way

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    6. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 25
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      Replying to @imhinesmi @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

      i like how your diagram perfectly demonstrates the problem stab .|. .|. lift .|. .|. penne gracefully slides off tines unperturbed | |

      3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. ian hines‏ @imhinesmi Apr 25
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      Replying to @halvorz @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

      no thats one piece of penne what kind of gigafork are you using that has tines big enough for penne to slip through

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    8. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 25
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      Replying to @imhinesmi @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

      no no you stab it successfully but it does not stay stabbed

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      ian hines‏ @imhinesmi Apr 25
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      Replying to @halvorz @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

      stab then tilt then lift this should work unless you are lubing your pasta or something

      5:12 PM - 25 Apr 2020
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        1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Apr 25
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          Replying to @imhinesmi @danlistensto @mechanicalmonk1

          why would i do any of this when i can simply buy superior pasta

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