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    1. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Mar 31
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      yes, and yes

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    2. Mechanical Monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Mar 31
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      Do you think there are many like you?

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    3. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Mar 31
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      judging by the response to this post, yes

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    4. Mechanical Monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Mar 31
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      Yeah Shit Better learn to cook before I meet my future wife When you live alone it's easy to just straight up eat a bowl of beans and cronch raw broccoli and not think about how you'd cook for others I also can't keep plants alive, so that's 2 for 2

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    5. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Mar 31
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      but why would you do that do you not like eating food good? making food is unimaginable power of making oneself happy?

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    6. Mechanical Monk‏ @mechanicalmonk1 Mar 31
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      I mean, yes There's some hefty upfront effort to be taken But yeah, I'd file this under things that I should get to at some point

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    7. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Mar 31
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      i'd recommend starting very, very small e.g. cooking without cooking as a kid i didn't cook much but i made a lot of stuff like tuna salad, which allowed me to experiment with herbs and spices without the complication of heat

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    8. ian hines‏ @imhinesmi Mar 31
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      i learned what herbs+spices tasted like by trying every single one on my morning eggs, then started playing with combos eggs are a very good neutral flavor to test things on

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    9. halvorz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @halvorz Mar 31
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      genius also eggs a very good thing to start with for actual heat-based cooking

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    10. ian hines‏ @imhinesmi Mar 31
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      some other things to use eggs for: -different methods of cooking (scrambled, boiled, fried, etc) -learn what different cheeses taste like and how they act -test basic vegetable combos via omelettes

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      ian hines‏ @imhinesmi Mar 31
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      the real trick here is that it takes <half an hour a day, barely any conscious effort, and in a couple of months youre suddenly really good at cooking and unsure how that happened

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