probably — I’ll still miss it.
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It is but man, I worked so hard on the Respectable Strong Lady Handshake. Which has its own issues, but still!
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Don’t worry your respectable fist bump will be legendary.
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Men will not stop.
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Hey now some of us will! The Republicans won't
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I'm just fine with non-contact greetings for all people that I've known less than a decade.
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It better not, I'll taze the next hand that invades my social distancing bubble.
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Some of us are feeling liberated by this possibility! I hate shaking hands and I generally decline to do so. From now on nobody will have to know I wasn't going to shake their hand anyway!
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Or we could all just wear gloves like the royal family in The Crown.
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