maddie ✨

if this was tev walking around the streets of dalaran, marut literally has an apartment in the legerdemain lounge he’d BE SAT ON HIS BALCONY TO SEE THIS PLODDING DOWN THE STREETS N HED SCREAM FOR 5 MINS STRAIGHT BC HED BE EYE LEVEL

Also that’s amazing because you don’t even know how much time Tev spends in the Legerdemain between meals, coffee and donuts.

it used to be a wine bar back in northrend and now it’s a coffee bar. you have no idea how much marut KICKED OFF about the change. but he likes coffee too so (the wine bar just made his apartment feel cooler) I guess he can do coffee and donuts too

Tev enjoyed both but feel like the humans’ coffee goes better with the food. (It’s not like they’d have enough wine to get him drunk and nobody would want that anyway.)

marut drinking wine w tevrugos but he’s trying to keep up w him bc he’s meant to be good at this. ends up getting super drunk. tev is fine ofc. PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING MARUT HES TRYING SO HARD TO BE COOL BUT TEVRUGOS IS JUST NATURALLY 300x COOLER THAN HIM LMAO

Both literally and figuratively, I mean his *actual* house is an ice cave. I feel like half way through tev just starts distracting him and swapping glasses just so marut doesn't die of alcohol poisoning or something.