Jacob Patton

@illologist

Rails consultant » building — automated pricing for Stripe-powered SaaS. Dad of 2 (ahem) spirited kids. Tweets about cooking & bikes, too.

Washington, DC
pricefix.co
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2006.
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    27. sij

    Please massively RT this. May I ask you to reply all saying you did it. The following will see your reply. We want witnesses. Call Thank you for doung this.

    3.127 replies 17.571 proslijeđeni tweet 12.736 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    23. sij

    Susan Collins Takes Hours to Decide on Lunch Before Ordering Exactly What Mitch McConnell Is Having

    150 replies 1.138 proslijeđenih tweetova 4.825 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  3. 16. sij

    Block away. Total insanity.

    0:57
    Well this is kind of crazy, my security camera picked up a building randomly collapsing today. The people on the street were walking on the spot 10 seconds earlier! Luckily no one was hurt I don't think.
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    6. sij

    It was an alarming weekend for many Iranian Americans. Be prepared. Know your rights. Materials in several languages (including Farsi) can be found here:

    STORY: US Citizens From Iran Were Stopped And Questioned At The US Border While Returning From Canada
    80 proslijeđenih tweetova 109 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    4. sij

    If you work in DOD or the IC, and have been tasked with identifying Iranian cultural or civilian targets to intentionally strike in violation of DoD rules and federal law, please blow the whistle through your leadership and to HPSCI/SSCI.

    255 replies 10.224 proslijeđena tweeta 29.353 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    4. sij

    WAR CRIME "Making the clearly-recognized historic monuments, works of art or places of worship which constitute the cultural or spiritual heritage of peoples ... the object of attack" Geneva Convention Protocol I (also: U.S. Department of Defense, Law of War Manual, 5.18)

    679 replies 12.358 proslijeđenih tweetova 25.209 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  7. 12. pro 2019.

    Awww yisss

    WHY YES THAT'S RIGHT I ~WILL~ BE EMCEEING STARTER!!!! the team has been working their butts off all year to make some incredibly exciting other announcements (u kno, besides this one) so get that ticket and stay tuned!! >>>>
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    26. stu 2019.

    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for an email marketer, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go see if getting into the Primary tab helps!

    6 replies 22 proslijeđena tweeta 145 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  9. 25. stu 2019.

    No, *you* have “Into the Unknown” stuck in your head 🤦‍♂️

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  10. 25. stu 2019.

    This is the "Succession"-as-baking-show I never knew I wanted, but I want it so bad.

    BLOCKED
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    22. stu 2019.

    MY LOVE IS LIKE A CYBERTRUCK BERSERKER

    27 replies 124 proslijeđena tweeta 625 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. ruj 2019.

    The Bat Signal is so dumb and I love it There’s never NOT crime in Gotham City and also it has to be cloudy and night time and also Batman lives underground and also he has the world’s best computer and it’s all the hell the way on the roof and cops all have phones and radios

    310 replies 2.848 proslijeđenih tweetova 23.482 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  13. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. ruj 2019.

    It's like America is being run by Michael Scott and lots of very serious people with very serious titles keep falling over themselves to be his Dwight Schrute

    A statement from a Coast Guard rear admiral, via the White House.
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  14. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    10. kol 2019.

    When FDR saw gangsters with machine guns killing people & committing crimes with impunity, he proposed a law that taxed these weapons out of existence. And the NRA approved. Within a year, you couldn't even find a machine gun to buy in America. Get it done

    4.908 proslijeđenih tweetova 11.344 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    10. kol 2019.

    Let’s not mince words here: The President of the United States is a nut job.

    3.720 replies 12.409 proslijeđenih tweetova 63.929 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  16. 4. kol 2019.

    Why not both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    I’m not sure what makes me angrier: 1) that we do nothing about gun violence. or 2) that we do nothing about white nationalism.
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    3. kol 2019.

    Just a reminder that two things the GOP says are impossible -- affordable universal health care & low levels of gun violence -- are realities in every single developed economy except the US.

    295 replies 17.101 proslijeđeni tweet 50.766 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    3. kol 2019.

    This is Glen Oakley. He was in the when the El Paso shooting happened. When he ran to leave, he saw kids in the mall without their parents, scared and alone. So he picked up as many as he could and carried them to safety. Focus on the heroes.

    936 replies 22.101 proslijeđeni tweet 61.427 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. kol 2019.

    Mitch McConnell has blocked a vote on election protection bills Blocked a vote on House-passed common sense gun legislation Let’s get up or down votes Cancel Senate vacation and get to work

    1.318 replies 18.870 proslijeđenih tweetova 72.466 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. kol 2019.

    - Having a fucking bake sale - Building a fucking shed in your own backyard - Pumping fucking gas

    26 replies 387 proslijeđenih tweetova 874 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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