While I’m ruining children fiction, there are two kinds of millennials. The ones that read Animorphs as a kid and the ones that aren’t furries.
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Harry Potter is a story of a white boy who is told he is very special, gets into a prestigious public school because of his parents, inherits vast sums of wealth, takes credit for his friends works while nearly getting them killed multiple times. It end with him becoming a cop.
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Hey now, I still have to read even a single Animorphs book. 1980s and 1990s children’s cartoons though, oooh yeah.
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Never finished an animorphs book
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You wanna talk about ruining childrens fiction Redwall is about a religious brotherhood that thinks certain races are inherently evil
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sudden flashbacks to the book where they adopt a young ferret and try to raise it right but it turns out evil anyway bc genetic destiny
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Don't forget, he's special because he has a piece of the dark lord's soul in him!
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Same man this morning is getting rough already
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don't forget that he was a jock that only passed because of help from friends, cheating, and favors from teachers.
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