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creator & showrunner & director of , watch S1&2 on disney+ ✨✨ she/her

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  1. May 19

    Rihanna's son has been cast in Greta Gerwig's Barbie

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  2. May 19

    wait you all need a FILTER that makes it LOOK like you're crying???

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  3. May 19

    Taylor Swift speaking at NYU commencement is giving Diary of a Future President!!! Don’t ask me why exactly, it just is

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  4. May 18

    getting absolutely roasted by google docs

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  5. May 17

    omg also hire liz!! she is incredible. what is happening

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  6. May 17

    thinking about when i was 9 and a girl wrote me a letter pretending to be my dead dad and when my friends & i pointed out it was her handwriting + her black paper + her milky white gel pen, she... doubled down!! the letter included a "say hi to your mom and brother" lol

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  7. May 17
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  8. May 14

    The biggest problem with Friends is that the fountain never comes back

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  9. May 14

    I don’t carry my phone everywhere bc I’m an obsessed millennial, I just want it to log every step so at night when I look at my Heath app I can be like “I exercised today”

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  10. Retweeted
    May 13

    Los Angeles folks: I believe that we all need to be a LOT more worried about Rick Caruso's candidacy. We're on the verge of allowing a Trumpian, anti-abortion billionaire to buy our city government. And he can do it this June, in the primary, if we don't stop him. Thread:

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  11. May 13
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  12. May 11

    POV you're my therapist and you're right but also my nails look great

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  13. May 11

    Being 16 and putting a Victoria’s Secret PINK thong my head at Buca Di Beppo was my TikTok

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  14. May 9

    Whenever I make the writing motion to a waiter I’m not asking for the check, I’m asking for the chef’s number so I can date a chef

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  15. May 8

    happy mother's day from diary

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  16. May 8

    The bar at this wedding was low to the ground so I stood by it yelling “MEN? THE BAR IS *SO* LOW!!!” anyway invite me to your wedding

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  17. May 6

    I love that the new variant doesn’t really have a name yet. We stan a vague, ruthless queen

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  18. May 6

    Just when you think a baseball game is getting too long, there’s a literal singalong! More things should use this format. Like jury duty or the SATs

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  19. May 5

    Romper? I hardly know her! (“Her” being an easy bathroom-using experience)

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  20. May 5

    you get it right i don't have to keep going

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