Ian Wright

@ihwright

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  1. 7 hours ago

    Ireland should take all the money that it would spend on infrastructure in the run up to co-hosting a World Cup, and then spend it on infrastructure while not bidding on co-hosting a World Cup.

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  2. 7 hours ago

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  3. Feb 28

    Intermittently following this match via twitter has been a pretty wild ride so far

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  4. Retweeted
    16 Jul 2020

    Great memory of an amazing moment spent with my friend Spike Lee during the 1994 World Cup in the United States. 🇨🇲🇺🇸

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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    My weekly pandemic mastering offer for Irish artists is open now. If you have a track mixed and ready for mastering, reply here to claim the slot. If your mix isn't ready, or someone beats you to it, try again next week!

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  6. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    Zlatan "Stick to sport" and "Do what you are good at" A Thread....

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    Feb 27

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  8. Feb 27

    Baseline level was so high that I've sort of forgotten how good he was at football.

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    📆 in 2003 Thierry Henry made Ajax look like kids. 👑
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  9. Feb 27

    So many sincere, encouraging responses to this funny tweet.

    Three years ago I decided to pursue a dream I've had since childhood and write a novel. Today, I deleted the files and burned the only printed copy. The book turned out so badly. I did such a bad job. What the fuck was I thinking
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  10. Feb 27

    Better to spend your life getting so deep into your slightly arch public persona that you just become an utterly tiresome dick.

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    ‘I don’t like when people, when they have some kind of status, and they do politics at the same time as what they are doing.’ Zlatan Ibrahimovic says LeBron James and other high profile athletes should simply stick to sports. 👀 (🎥: )
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  11. Feb 26

    This is the tie this time last year that might have resulted in Arteta getting the rona, thus causing football to be cancelled and saving thousands of lives.

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  12. Feb 26

    The Greeks are screwed, we've got two home matches.

    Olympiakos v Arsenal
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  13. Feb 26

    I'd like to be as committed to anything positive I could do for myself or the world as a former TV writer is about being whatever the fuck he is.

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  14. Feb 25

    Well I did not like seeing them try to do that one bit.

    Well i'd like to see Arsenal try to blow this and ruin my evening before I've even started dinner from here.
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  15. Feb 25

    Well shit. No saving that.

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  16. Feb 25

    Well i'd like to see Arsenal try to blow this and ruin my evening before I've even started dinner from here.

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  17. Feb 25

    It will be terrible and an hour too long and will gross 1.5 billion at least. Then they'll do it again in 2065. But there is a chance that Marty will be Marti and that will annoy the right people.

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  18. Feb 25

    He will blast George with K-Pop instead of Van Halen, not that there's anything wrong with K-Pop, it's just the cynicism or picking something to open up other markets. The music will be played through some top end bluetooth speakers with the logo prominently visible for PP .

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  19. Feb 25

    Marty will trick young 1985 George by referencing not Darth Vader but *some IP already owned by the same entertainment conglomerate that produces the move.*

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  20. Feb 25

    Many of the jokes will involve 1985 Doc Brown saying things that were in the BTTF2 2015 must surely be around now and 2025 Marty will respond with "LOL no, that's ridiculous Doc."

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