Happening now under the dome: Officer Clarence accepting pets from reporters and lawmakers alikepic.twitter.com/MaGXxTCwrh
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Officer Clarence specializes in helping first responders after crises. He weighs 160 pounds, eats 4 bowls a day, sleeps 20 hours a day, and is “allergic to exercise.” Loves pets.pic.twitter.com/OU05ZmQiAg
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Me: “I was supposed to be staking out a meeting right now”
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4 cups a day. I have a newf.
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rolling in cornflowers, was he?
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Love him. Does he have a twitter or insta-account?
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Could be my husband.
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And he sure won’t take a taser instead of a treat.
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Please tell Officer Clarence's handler that he has a markedly crooked sit, and that being prone to hip dysplasia, he should carry his own cut to size yoga mat and ALWAYS use it to sit and lie on. No exceptions. Otherwise, he'll develop chronic, constant and debilitating pain.
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