Desiree Echevarria

@IfYouSeeDesiree

Writer. Co-host . Retired middle school basketball player.

Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Jan 2015

    I always root for Mark Ruffalo even if Mark Ruffalo isn't in the movie

    2 replies 29 retweets 95 likes
  2. Jun 8

    Me watching Republican senators' line of questioning to Comey

    2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
  3. Jun 6

    Can confirm. ATX > Hollywood. 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

    The funniest people I've ever met live in ATX:
    1 like
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    WIFE: the cat just got back from the vet ME: W: He's very sensitive about his appearance, so please dont laugh at him M: how bad could it be

    1,541 replies 116,146 retweets 291,539 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Could reporters stop asking if political leaders "believe" in climate change and start asking if they understand it instead

    896 replies 49,350 retweets 115,294 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

    1,076 replies 83,218 retweets 186,663 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.

    . "I was elected by voters of Pittsburgh, not Paris. I promised I wld exit or renegotiate any deal which fails to serve US interests"
    6,061 replies 132,838 retweets 279,085 likes
  8. May 31

    You: "Covfefe, am I right?" Me: "Please run over me with a bus."

    4 likes
  9. May 29

    Hang this tweet in a damn museum

    Wanna feel old? This is Hanson now.
    1 reply 10 likes
  10. May 28

    It's because the candidate assaulted a reporter, you dumb bitch

    Does anyone notice how the Montana Congressional race was such a big deal to Dems & Fake News until the Republican won? V was poorly covered
    4 likes
  11. May 25

    Weird that I keep buying moleskines but my writing still sucks

    4 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 24

    I need to know just about everything regarding this story

    Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
    7 replies 24 retweets 53 likes
  13. May 23

    More importantly WHAT IS THAT THING THAT KEEPS TRYING TO KILL US? DO WE OWE IT MONEY??

    Moon shielding Earth from collision with space junk
    2 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 20

    "what about the muslim ban steve" "yeah steve whose idea was the muslim ban" "who came up with the muslim ban steve"

    steve bannon looks so uncomfortable here and it rules
    375 replies 30,225 retweets 65,772 likes
  15. May 21

    YES YES YES YES YES

    0:39
    A large group of students just walked out of Notre Dame's commencement during VP Mike Pence's address.
    2 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 18

    Cute pic of me shopping for my Pence inauguration brunch

    335 replies 5,865 retweets 23,759 likes
  17. May 18

    Desiree "Always Covered in Peanut Butter Pretzel Crumbs at All Times" Echevarria

    1 reply 4 likes
  18. May 18

    😂😂😂

    This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!
    1 like
  19. May 16

    One thing they don't tell you about being an adult is that you will get emotional reading Teddy Roosevelt's Wikipedia page

    3 likes
  20. May 14

    A glimpse into my extreme chill

    1 like
  21. May 14

    Locking yourself out of your home when it's 95 degrees outside is a move I like to call "The Desiree"

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