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@idmacman

Had nothing from the minibar.

Dandenong Ranges (Aust)idmacman.tumblr.comJoined February 2009

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I would say “Happy New Year” to you all but the more realistic wish is “Slightly Less Shit Year. “ 🎉🍾

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Not sure about this. Seems to hark back to another Olympiad.

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My favourite so far. Would definitely watch.

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….although there’s a bizarre consistency here.

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Had no idea this was played on that surface.

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Does

@HarveyNormanAU

price match? Can I get $22 million too?

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American English vs Australian English. You wouldn't call a church that down here, matey.

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Oh god. Carmina Burana. Thanks for another tumultuous spell

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Bogans and illegal fireworks. Hand in glove.

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He’ll take that well.

More than happy to ‘don the mandatory mask. I’ll even go one step further with my matching cape.

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I’ve just been to the supermarket. Stupidity far more contagious than Coronavirus could hope to be.

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Coriander dominates both conversation and flavour; neither of which to beneficial effect.

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· Nov 19, 2019

Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions

The Russians wrote better waltzes than the Viennese.

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· Nov 24, 2019

Please quote tweet this with your most controversial music opinion, I love controversial music opinions

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Okay. Okay.

As I wander through the vibrant streets and markets on Xmas Eve, I’m reminded of the joyous words of Jean-Paul Sartre.

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Ziggy (Dalmatian) may claim to be of English stock, but he’s just engaged in the extremely Australian pursuit of rolling in wombat shit.

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Owner: Come on... let’s pop over to Chaddy for some Xmas shopping Car: If you drag me to that god forsaken place one more time, you don’t want to know WHAT I’ll do. abc.net.au/news/2018-12-2

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Sadly, with our National Broadband Network, no-one here has internet quick enough to exploit this offering.

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Either that, or the best upgrade since Windows 95.

Bill Gates showcases 'reinvented toilet' - BBC News

The Microsoft founder brandished a jar of faeces on stage to bring attention to poor sanitation.

Movie history: 007 tries his first Nespresso pod.

Dealing with dickheads on eBay. There’s a 1000 page book in this.

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“Umm, after risking my career to support you, I was kind of hoping for the treasury portfolio...”

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· Aug 28, 2018

Today I gave each of my Ministers a lapel pin with the Australian flag on it. I’ve been wearing this for many years now. The reason I wear it is because it reminds me every single day whose side I’m on. I’m on the side of the Australian people.

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BEHOLD

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It’s arrived. Next tweet, the big reveal.

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· Aug 15, 2018

In an act of unparalleled maturity, I’ve just spent over $200 on Lego. For myself. #Lego

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Wish they’d never changed it.

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· Aug 26, 2018

Batmania was the first name given to what is now Melbourne, Australia. After founder, John Batman. factlets.info/Batmania

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I’ve just been made aware that it’s International Dog Day. You know what that means.

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Quite enjoying Disenchantment on Netty. Groening seems to flout the law of diminishing returns. Well done.

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Free shipping though... so, bargain hunter.

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In an act of unparalleled maturity, I’ve just spent over $200 on Lego. For myself. #Lego

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Product placement that still works...... 56 years on.

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Not in a position to watch the game and I’m sure my app is faulty. #AFLEaglesBombers

WHAT’S GOING ON OUT THERE????? #AFLEaglesDons

With the #WizardofOz currently in Melbourne, I might slip the orchestra the sheet music to Dark Side of the Moon to see if it synchronises.

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Sinatra’s “Under my Skin” playing over the speakers at Coles. Restrained myself from joining in. Local shoppers don’t know how lucky they are.

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Second week running I’m keen to read the Sunday papers. Can’t quite fathom it. 🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️