Theo

@iconara

★ Big Data Chef, Cassandra MVP and Chief Architect at Burt

57° 42' 49 N, 11° 59' 53
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Aug 13

    Help abolish daylight savings time in Europe:

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    Jul 30

    my DMs are now closed. if you want to ask me something work-related (so, not on a date), you can reach me at abbyfull@amazon.com i'm open to revisiting this at a later date/when the internet learns to behave.

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    Jul 13

    I have found it. I have found literally the worst single job title in the world: “Senior Haskell Software Engineer - Blockchain”

    Screenshot of a job listing for a "Senior Haskell Software Engineer - Blockchain" including part of the description.
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  4. Jun 7

    I’ll be in Berlin over the weekend if any of you want to meet for coffee, beer, or dinner.

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  5. Jun 6

    I helped my friends in with some new promo photos the other day, it turned out really well.

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  6. Jun 1

    So you think you should write a calendar, and then

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  7. May 26

    I’m also saddened by whose cookie banner also fails on compliance. They do allow me to use the top third of the screen to browse their site without accepting, though, that’s something.

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  8. May 26

    Sad to see the otherwise great punt on by not allowing me to use the app unless I agree to everything.

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  9. May 24

    Happy GDPR day all europeans!

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    May 21

    By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you're convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.

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  11. May 14

    If you're at Stockholm on Wednesday, come see me speak about data lakes at 11:20 in the Big Data Analytics track

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  12. May 4

    TFW you thought you were all done because the tests pass but you realise that it was all built on mocks and fakes and you still can't actually run your code.

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    Apr 28

    2d10 + 20 for how many minutes until is anything but a blatant lie.

    AWS seems to be having some issues, what dice should I roll to see something else than a green check on their status page?
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    Apr 27

    You are hosted in AWS. RFC1035 specifies that 63 characters are allowed for hostnames. Roll 2d4 for how many characters are left for your service name after the Ops team’s naming convention has been applied.

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    Apr 27

    Never think that a job interview is a one-way interview. At least, personally, I always am interviewing the potential team as well. No, you don't have all the control as the interviewer.

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  16. Apr 24

    Who's an users in Gothenburg? Are you going to the ?

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  17. Apr 20

    Thoughtful thoughts about the dichotomy of sales and engineering:

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  18. Apr 19

    Has anyone figured out what to do as an open source maintainer if a contributor invokes their right to be forgotten under the ? Do you rewrite the whole history and scrub their name?

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    Apr 10

    Everyone wants to build a new addition... Nobody wants to fix the foundation.

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    Apr 8

    They gave me a paper. Told me to fill it out. I didn't want to squander this opportunity to espouse good practices.

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