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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Oct 2017
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  2. 5 hours ago

    Dr. Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Chill Snax. Found him naked in a tattoo parlor screamin' "Please, help me get these beanie babies out of my pants!"

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  3. 11 hours ago

    Lab found traces of ipecac and vegan tuna. Street name is Spicy Sushi. It's a drug Sushi from Silicon Valley.

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  5. 17 hours ago

    Coroner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Beijing Grout. Found him naked at a Daoist temple yellin' "I love porkchops!"

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  6. 23 hours ago

    Coroner found traces of Ritalin and gluten-free tortillas. Street name is Chocolatey Wrap. It's a drug Wrap from Silverlake.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jul 2
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  8. Jul 2

    Coroner found traces of psilocybin and alligator. They're callin' it Savory Fritter. It's a deep-fried drug Fritter from Florida.

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  9. Jul 2

    It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Kitchen Rolex. Dude was givin' a TEDx talk on usin' cybernetic echidnas to turn sewage into kale, suddenly he was explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Captain Floofy Pony".

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  10. Jul 2

    Lab says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Crystal Pies. It's made from flax seeds and cyanide.

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  11. Jul 2

    They call it Bone Chips. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're on a greyhound bus gettin' paid to talk to plungers.

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  12. Jul 1

    It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Angel Sunshine. Chick was givin' a keynote speech about usin' artificial intelligence to put on makeup, suddenly she was invitin' everyone to "beta test" her new church that worships Alexa.

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  13. Jul 1

    It's called Pink Luv. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in the back of a Bodega gettin' paid to read blogs about their uncle Seth.

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  14. Jul 1

    Kids are callin' it Mermaid Cocktail. She set a dumpster on fire behind a Western Union and huffed the fumes until she thought she was surrounded by a bunch of narwhals wearin' bandanas.

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  15. Jul 1

    They call it Mystic Wedge. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up on youtube covered in BBQ sauce.

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  16. Jun 30

    Dr. Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Mellow Wedge. Found him naked on the roof of a house yellin' "Help me, the teletubbies made my skin furry!"

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  17. Jun 30

    It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Fear Wafers. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he was cryin' and sayin' "My sex robot Ron just broke up with me!"

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  19. Jun 30

    Coroner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Gutter Mike. It's made from cottage cheese and Axe body spray.

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  20. Jun 30

    Kids are callin' it Bouncing Caviar. She set a dumpster on fire behind a Jollibee and huffed the fumes until she saw tiny crossing guards crawlin' up her legs.

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  21. Jun 29

    Dr. Warner says he OD'd on somethin' called Space Doojee. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a burlap g-string, chained to a birdcage.

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