Ian Bishop

@ianbishop

Sling at ; formerly

Fredericton, NB
github.com/ianbishop
Joined March 2008
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    Aug 10

    Re: Shooting. At this time, we can confirm multiple fatalities. The incident is ongoing. More information will be available when we can. Please continue to avoid the area of Brookside Drive between Main and Ring Road.

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    Aug 5

    WE’RE GOING ON A HIKE. AND I’M CARRYING MY TRAVEL BOWL. IN CASE OF THIRST. BUT I HAVE To keep stopping. and looking back. because the human is slow. and i am speedy

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    Jul 13

    For as much as I hate jira, I have to say, when my team was complaining about it just now a man who sits nearby came into our room to join in on the bashing, demonstrating the power of hatred for jira to break down social boundaries and help total strangers bond with each other

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    Jul 6

    Investment in 2 projects of announced today by at their new location launch in is proud of this awesome & innovative member! Great job growing this biz and a rockstar 26+ person team!

    , , and 4 others
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    Jun 18
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    If you implement code exactly to spec and it causes cars to crash regularly are you acting like a professional software craftsperson or a dipshit?

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    Jun 12

    sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

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    Jun 14

    Kubris - the belief that Kubernetes can do everything by itself

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    Jun 4

    Apple is introducing Time Limits that users can set for themselves on apps they’re too addicted to we are not well

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    Apr 29

    Doris doing sideline for this game is embarrassing - she should be calling it.

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    Apr 27

    You are in a Requirements Review Meeting. There is an Edge Case here. Roll 1d4 for the number of hours you will spend arguing whether this is a thing that people would ever even do.

    15 replies 282 retweets 725 likes
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    Apr 27

    Your team is moving to a new office! The CFO chose an open plan against your recommendation “for efficiency.” Roll 2d10 for how much turnover increases because no one can concentrate.

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    Feb 18

    Hi, my name is Andrew Scheer. I believe that restrictions around the AR-15 need to be relaxed. The same weapon used in the shooting. Since I refuse to release my donors I will not tell you what the gun lobby pays me for my stance on relaxing Canada's gun laws.

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    Feb 10

    I am amused by sanctimonious hot takes on on-call. Here's a hot take: if you never had bad on-call it probably has very little to do with your development "prowess" and shaming people who've had bad experiences is an extremely bad look

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    Jan 8

    If you're Canadian there's a very good chance Loblaws owes you a 25$ gift card, you should sign up here: , here's why:

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    27 Nov 2017

    Today I'm going on a rant about the term DevOps. Join me, friends! Here's the rant: the term DevOps originally had a completely different meaning from how it's now commonly understood, and I'd like to talk a little bit about why that matters, and what you can do to change it. /1

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    10 Nov 2017

    That last reorg made us responsible for the service in question… apparently.

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    9 Nov 2017

    One of the grand regressions of modern corporate culture is the open office.

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    16 Oct 2017

    . When my brother was killed, Pres Bush listened while I screamed at him & then held me as I sobbed, you fat fucking liar.

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    Trump just claimed no President has ever called families of fallen troops, insulting thousands of Gold Star Families
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    8 Oct 2017

    It's a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

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    4 Oct 2017

    Maybe — and just spitballing here — the financial security of the US consumer economy shouldn't rely on Bob in IT never having an off day.

    Yesterday Equifax ex-CEO Smith said one person was responsible for not patching bug that led to breach. Today Smith said person resigned.
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