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Apologies in advance to the masseuse who is going to have to see what my skin looks like under my clothes.
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REMINDER: Most of your life has been spent doing things you will never remember.
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Today at
@ElectricLit: "His eyes looked so pleading that I unbuttoned my shirt and handed him that as well."http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-the-bellhop-at-the-holiday-inn/ …
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This week at
@ElectricLit, the bellhop at the@HolidayInn convinced me to sleep in my car:http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-the-bellhop-at-the-holiday-inn/ …
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This week I review the bellhop at the
@HolidayInnhttp://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-the-bellhop-at-the-holiday-inn/ …
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I don't care for squash.
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Only time will tell, folks. Only time will tell. /
@iamtedwilson reviews April Fool's Day:http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-april-fools-day/ …
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The worst April Fool’s Day prank I played was when I told my neighbor she won the Publisher’s Clearing House lotteryhttp://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-april-fools-day/ …
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Today at
@ElectricLit, the April Fool's Day prank my dog played on me:http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-april-fools-day/ …
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My best April Fool's Day prank, and my worst one.http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-april-fools-day …
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Today I announce my retirement. Just kidding. April Fooled you! Here's my review of April Fool's Day
@ElectricLit:http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-april-fools-day/ …
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Is April Fool's tomorrow or is that just an April Fool's joke?
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@iamtedwilson reviews a writing job that paid in exposure: http://electricliterature.com/ted-wilson-reviews-the-world-the-writing-job-i-turned-down/ …pic.twitter.com/AtkulXAi6t
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If humans had three hands we could get a lot more work done. I don't know where the third hand would go. That's up to nature to decide.
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This website allows you to take Donald Trump's clothes off. I did it and now I have a lot of weird emotions. http://undresstrump.com
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Hellooooooooooo, Las Vegas!
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Thought I just saw a deer in my backyard. It was a burglar.
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The Easter Bunny isn't real. Sorry.
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Some of the best criticism on the Interwebs is coming from
@iamtedwilsonhttps://twitter.com/iamtedwilson/status/713421222751567872 …
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