@iamsrk Did you hear about the two cannibals who were eating a clown...one turned to the other and asked "does this taste funny to you?"
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@ThinkingSRK Ha ha, very funny!
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@42Lintilla@iamsrk Oldie but goodie. 1st thing that pops in2 my head when I c d word "cannibal." That n Fine Young Cannibals. Memba them? -
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@iamsrk Sure do didi and I know a lot of cannibal jokes, but not ones that would fit into 140 unfortunately :p -
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@iamsrk They usually involve an Englishman, a Scotsman & an Irishman, though I'm sure there are cultural variations :D -
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@iamsrk My fav is where they get one last wish b4 being eaten & have their skins made into canoes, D others ask 4 sensible... -
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@iamsrk ...things, but d Irishman asks for a fork. When asked why he wants a fork, he stabs himself all over with it & says.. -
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@iamsrk .."No one's gonna make a canoe outa my skin!" - 6 more replies
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@iamsrk "I know a river,where we can dream It will swell up,burst it's banks."-Cannibal'sHymn Dream of U out there))pic.twitter.com/hltsFPJPGL
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@iamsrk Watching Veer Zaara on tv. Oh Man U Look So Cute in That Film.. Omg But in All Ur Films :) Very Adorable Mera Hero!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@iamsrk She was givn to me to put things rite & I stacked all my accomplishments beside her Still I seemed so obselete and small I found GodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@iamsrk OOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG SRK IS ONLINE -_-Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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