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    Shah Rukh Khan‏Verified account @iamsrk 1 Feb 2014

    A chicken & egg r lying in bed. Chicken takes out cigarette & smokes. Egg pissed off turns over & says “ I guess v answered that question!”

    1:27 AM - 1 Feb 2014
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    • Dilwale Khan Said SRKian Afghan Ashutosh Bajaj Srk Azhar Sahil Jalan Koricon Productions Ltd. 🎥 Suyash Agarwal Manisha Tanna Taha ᶻᵉʳᵒ
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      2. rahul dholakia‏Verified account @rahuldholakia 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @iamsrk

        @iamsrk lol- in school we would joke to that qs- whatever you ordered first came first !

        2 replies 56 retweets 31 likes
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      2. RAHUL VAIDYA RKV‏Verified account @rahulvaidya23 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @iamsrk

        @iamsrk sir Iska matlab ?

        7 replies 10 retweets 14 likes
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      1. KJ 💙‏ @kjq515 1 Feb 2014
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        @iamsrk lol whuuut? ;__;

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      2. Shahana Goswami‏ @ShahanaGoswami 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @iamsrk

        @iamsrk Haha.. You made the childish child inside me's day with that joke! ! :)

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      1. Sahiba Khan‏ @Sahiba_Sahiba 1 Feb 2014

        Sahiba Khan Retweeted M.  🇲🇦 🐾

        @suity101 Here is the explanation ;) https://twitter.com/mvs_m/status/429702800507813890 …https://twitter.com/mvs_m/status/429702957739687936 …

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        M.  🇲🇦 🐾 @Mvs_M
        Replying to @Sahiba_Sahiba
        @Sahiba_Sahiba having an orgasm in ENGLISH is referred to as COMING. So therefor...the chicken CAME first
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      1. Yours Nothing..‏ @iamshorgo 1 Feb 2014
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        @iamsrk aj kal dirty joke bhi intellectual type karte ho aap :p ..bas adha hi samajh pata hu :/

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      2. Rakshit Shah - ZERO‏ @rshah2611 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @iamsrk

        @iamsrk Sir but what's the answer for the question?

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      3. Seda Kh-Aryan‏ @SedShah 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @rshah2611

        @rshah2611 Nominate SRK for shorty awards if u still didn't and RT http://shortyawards.com/iamsrk?category=actor … … … … … … … … …

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Rakshit Shah - ZERO‏ @rshah2611 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @SedShah

        @SedShah Done:)!!

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      1. TranieeActPart1‏ @ArteryGalore 1 Feb 2014
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        @iamsrk Hahhaahaah ya i said it long back, chicken came first:)

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      2.  ♥ SRKIAN  ♥‏ @SRKsFanGirl 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @iamsrk

        @iamsrk Sir, your tweets are THE best... they always make me smile & laugh...Good that you're still in bed...stay there & have a good rest ♥

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      3. Seda Kh-Aryan‏ @SedShah 1 Feb 2014
        Replying to @SRKsFanGirl

        @Anila_SRKian Nominate SRK for shorty awards if u still didn't and RT http://shortyawards.com/iamsrk?category=actor … … … … … … … …

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      4.  ♥ SRKIAN  ♥‏ @SRKsFanGirl 1 Feb 2014
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        @SedShah I already did... :)

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