This is it. It’s the fucking fight of our lives.
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Dreams DO come true! We made this back in 2016 but couldn't use it. We're so excited to finally celebrate with you @ananavarro @katiecouric @larrywilmore @pattonoswalt @StephenAtHome @VanJones68 @thenewsoncnbc @greggutfeld!
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I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line, and I deeply regret it.
This photo brought to you by Sun-In ™ and my grandma’s Liz Claiborne separates. #PuberMe #PuertoRicoRelief
Our spines just collectively unfurled! We are all two inches taller now!
Seems like it might be time to bring back Not The White House Correspondents Dinner. But only if does a set and teaches me to do my eye makeup extra smokey. Attention #NWHCD2019
Would love nothing more than to take the Governor of Virginia through my menstrual history in the most vivid detail
Taking a second to applaud the staff of who fucking dig in every day, call me on my own shit, and grind it out through this nightmare of a timeline to try and make the world a better place.
It’s all smiles under this mask as I stand with hundreds of New Yorkers in the wind and rain to vote these ghouls the fuck out of office #2020Elections
There is literally no reason to watch that motherfucker’s Town Hall tonight, don’t fall for it
So proud to present tonight's post election . Watch to the end, it's worth it I promise.
YESSSSSSSSSSS
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Muralists are currently painting "Black Lives Matter" in massive yellow lettering on 16th Street, the street that leads to the White House.
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Look at this toilet clog of a human being trying to burn the country down on his way out.
FUN! We made a fake wedding registry for Stephen Miller and Katie Waldman to help charities purchase vital supplies for asylum seekers and immigrant families. Visit StephenandKatieGetEnraged.com to annoy the happy couple and help families in need!
Married 19 years today to this phenomenal human. Happy Anniversary you absolute goofball
Can you believe all these beautiful humans let me work with them everyday?? Today got Emmy noms, and tomorrow we’re back with a new show. I wonder what kickass surprise Thursday will bring!!!
Going to cleanse myself of all this toxic masculinity with eight straight hours of Kate Bush
If you still cannot comprehend the need to completely overhaul the infrastructure of justice, I invite you to hop on a rocket and launch yourself into the sun.
Ahmed Mohamed please invent a clock that speeds up time when Ted Cruz is speaking. Thank you! #CNNDebate
The is essential to this democracy & has the highest approval rating of any federal agency! Tweet the hashtag #MailedIt today and we will buy a stamp to support this vital service, and also irritate . Brand new tonight at 10:30 BE THERE
Ben Carson is making me think becoming a neurosurgeon is easy and any idiot can do it.
This.
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Wishing a particularly special Mother’s Day to transgender moms and moms of trans kids who are holding the world up with love and compassion in a time of increasing hostility. We see you, and we love you. 
Put today’s presidential address on a ten second delay and do pop up videos to correct all the misinformation
Today and every chance you get, vote for the women in your life and their bodily autonomy #Midterms2022
When my BFF told me he was writing a book about a smart, funny woman living in New York City I assumed it was about me? But whatever, I guess this Emer chick is cool too. bit.ly/MissSubways
I feel a powerful love for all the wonderful people behind this incredible show…
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After 7 seasons, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee will not be returning to TBS this fall. We’re so thankful for our loyal audience, our amazing team, and that we got to annoy the right people every week—that there wasn't wrestling or baseball or a very special episode of Big Bang.
I may or may not spontaneously combust in tonight’s episode of at 10:30
In any case there will be 🔥
Yesssssss
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He thinks New York is a ghost town because every time he’s here all he hears is “Booo” #Debates2020
Tonight on @FullFrontalSamB we are talking about the endless violence against women, and how we are sick and fucking tired of it. 10:30pm on
If a loaded diaper ran for office opposite this troll of a president I would race to the polls to vote for it.
A year ago today we filmed our last show in this studio, then somehow kept making tv in a previously unimaginable world. Lots of feelings today, but the main one is unwavering love and gratitude for the amazing team @FullFrontalSamB who tackled it all with grace and panache.
Thirteen days left till we puke up this rancid hairball of an administration, so we're talking voter shenanigans and recapping the worst 4 years ever. Plus, I’m joined by a panel of losers, who are all winners to me! Brand new tonight at 10:30PM on
Tonight’s will be audience free, so I plan to look out and picture this instead 10:30pm on
Someone in the WH be a hero and smash the stupid president’s stupid phone with a hammer
I have maybe watched this...a hundred times so far?
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YESSSSSS
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We continue to beg our elected leaders to do one single fucking meaningful thing to curb gun violence. 10pm on
WOW!!! Huge congratulations to our championship digital team!!! Grandma’s heart is bursting with pride ❤️
I have a private message just for the 147,000 of you.
. I have important info you need to hear! It's that I like you & think we should chat on the phone. (I'm serious, DM me)
Today feels like a gorgeous day to reverse troll Don Jr for his stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid book related website triggeratroll.com
I live in the forest now.
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With COVID-19 spreading across the US, Sam is preparing at home. While the other late night hosts show off their fancy bathrooms, Sam shows you how to chop wood for her woodshed. Welcome to the first episode of Beeing At Home!
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Texas believes every baby has the right to be born, grow up, go to school, then die of Covid.
Three cheers for nobody knowing anything about their bodies and leaving a huge gap for shitty misinformation to fill! HOORAY
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Nikki Haley gets applause when she tells the crowd her father would not sign permission slip for her to take sex ed in 7th grade. Audience at all her town hall events so far has gotten excited when she talks about banning sex and gender lessons for kids.
Flexing the fact that I still have Twitter privileges to tell you we have a brand new tonight and it’s a real scorcher. Plus @SammHenshaw
is here to fill your ears with joy—don’t miss it! 10:30pm on
Luxuriating in Kevin McCarthy’s discomfort is the spa treatment we all need right now
Quivering with excitement to get back on the air tomorrow. QUIVERING.
New episode of Monday at 10:30.
Reminded of the time Full Frontal created a chrome extension to contextualize aspects of the news, which we never released. It STILL brings me joy, each and every day.
Work two shifts in the service industry and tell me we don’t need a $15/hr minimum wage. Go on, I dare you. Plus Jimmy Smits in a tour de force performance worthy of an EEGOT. Yes that’s two Emmys, it’s that good. Tonight at 10:30pm on
Take a break from looking up the word lodestar and GO SEE THIS SHOW. It is 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 twitter.com/kathygriffin/s
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Let's Get Loud on a brand new wherein I ask the big question: how in the Holy Hell is Rudy Giuliani still a lawyer?? Can anyone just be one now? Am *I* a lawyer? 10:30pm on
The only true thing in this world is that your home printer will always fail you when you need it most.
On tonight’s @FullFrontalSamB we present our documentary motion picture detailing the unjust treatment of NSA whistleblower Reality Winner. Starring: me as Joe Biden, me as an FBI agent, and of course, me as Reality Winner. 10:30PM on #FreeRealityWinner
Le gasp!
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Tonight, we're joined by another blazer-wearing boss, @KamalaHarris. Tune in at 10:30/9:30c on TBS.
Why did everyone in the room go quiet and look DIRECTLY AT ME during that menopause commercial last night, fine whatever
LET’S GO
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Democrats won control of the Senate, House, and White House in the last election but STILL can’t get anything done. Why? Because while the Senate filibuster lives, no progressive agenda can survive.
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YOU CAN DO IT
LET ME DO THIS
Everybody watch tonight at 11:30 on Comedy Central, featuring my Mortal Enemy
*Responsible* gun owners, now would be a GREAT time for you to stand up and change something about the depraved political choices you made that got us here.
