I Am Devloper

@iamdevloper

just your friendly neighbourhood printer fixer 💰 in tweet = ad

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Joined April 2012
Born 1970

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Mar 2019
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  2. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    I've launched a new tool on my website that might be useful for those wanting to use the Google Knowledge Graph API without needing any coding knowledge. This tool creates a simple public interface, with the ability to export data into spreadsheets.

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  3. Feb 1

    Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. It’s the same when you use tabs and not spaces.

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  4. Jan 31

    me: *scoffs at horoscopes and star signs* also me: *puts myers–briggs in bio*

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  5. Jan 31

    330? this feels...overwhelming.

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  6. Jan 31

    you don't hate open plan offices you just hate other people

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  7. Jan 30

    not all of us can be jack bauer, but we can still give ourselves 5s to enter a 2fa code before it ticks over to the next code

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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 29

    Facebook PHP Source Code from August 2007 Fascinating.

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  9. Jan 29

    "Accidental complexity? How about intentional complexity..."

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  10. Jan 29

    god grant me the confidence of Yahoo! to still exist in 2020

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  11. Jan 28

    villain: ok we've injected you with truth serum Loading spinner: I'm just a GIF, anything could be happening

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  12. Jan 28

    manager: seems we're still getting quite a bit of traffic from out-dated browsers...clearly we still need to support those *slyly turns off integration tests running from 2006*

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  13. Jan 28

    your dev superhero name is [your favourite editor] + [the last side project you abandoned]

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  14. Jan 27

    Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts?

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  15. Jan 27
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  16. Jan 27

    > In the beginning god created the heavens and the earth *god excitedly opens HN* > [top comment] imagine using apples instead of pears *god disappears for a few millennia*

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  17. Jan 22

    [manager looks out at team] why is no-one innovating!? > well sir, you hired based on culture fit, so you created a homogeneous workforce > ...right.

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  18. Jan 22

    my team: are you proposing we use this framework based solely on the fact you just read about it? me:

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  19. Jan 21

    twitter is just pub-sub with outrage

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  20. Jan 20

    > we rely on ads to survive, please consider whitelisting us to read on That sounds like a You problem, not a Me problem.

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  21. Jan 20

    pricing up a consultancy job on a spaghetti codebase

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