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  1. 15 hours ago

    Don’t just Jail. The. Motherfucker.

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  2. 20 hours ago

    FRIEND: is he cute? ME: more than cute, he’s a....

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    TO: ALLCON FROM: OBERSTURMGRUPPENFÜHRER STEPHEN MILLER SUBJ: New hair length policy.

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  4. Jan 3

    Trump is making a surprise appearance in the press briefing room, surrounded by.... *squints eyes* ...the Vin Diesel fan club?

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  5. 27 Dec 2018

    📍me | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 remembering | people’s names | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍remembering every dog’s name I’ve ever met

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  6. 23 Dec 2018

    ARAGORN: You have my sword. LEGOLAS: And you have my bow. GIMLI: And my axe FRODO’S FRIEND BRIAN: ....and my mango JUULpod

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  7. 19 Dec 2018

    The Simpsons scene that people think represents Elon Musk versus the one that actually represents Elon Musk:

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  8. 17 Dec 2018

    Best of the "icles" 1. Popsicles 2. Vehicles ................ 786. Testicles

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  9. 15 Dec 2018

    At the grocery store seeing another kid get a candy bar, but your Mom says “no”

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  10. Retweeted

    NBC News confirms this is Jakelin Ameí Rosmery Caal Maquin, the 7 year old girl who died in Border Patrol custody.

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  11. Retweeted
    13 Dec 2018

    [before tide pods were invented] me: man, my laundry detergent is hard to eat

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  12. 12 Dec 2018

    The name “Donald” is never going to recover.

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  13. 10 Dec 2018

    Let Snoopy’s brother Spike host The Oscars, you cowards

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  14. 8 Dec 2018

    Easily the weirdest flex but ok of all time:

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  15. 8 Dec 2018

    (God drunkenly creating SantaCon) Angel: but sir, everyone will hate this. God: add more vomit.....and make it start at 10AM Angel: that’ll make it even worse! God: WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE THEY RUINED MY SON’S BIRTHDAY!

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  16. 4 Dec 2018

    *10,000 chefs all doing the chef kiss at the same time*

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  17. 4 Dec 2018

    Rudy Giuliani’s AOL e-mail password is absolutely “abc123”

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  18. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2018

    OFFICIAL 2019 PREDICTIONS: -the big cow gets a netflix show -teens drink swiffer wetjet solution -hopefully, mighty ducks 4 -millennials kill toilet paper industry -still not enough jet packs -pain

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  19. 30 Nov 2018

    Kris Jenner in the Ariana Grande

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  20. 29 Nov 2018

    Looks like Laura Loomer has a game plan.

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