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FRIEND: is he cute? ME: more than cute, he’s a....pic.twitter.com/yEyZ57UbnW
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Michael Tannenbaum Retweeted
TO: ALLCON FROM: OBERSTURMGRUPPENFÜHRER STEPHEN MILLER SUBJ: New hair length policy.https://twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1080942238748864513 …
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Trump is making a surprise appearance in the press briefing room, surrounded by.... *squints eyes* ...the Vin Diesel fan club?pic.twitter.com/XW2ovQF5TP
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remembering every dog’s name I’ve ever metThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
ARAGORN: You have my sword. LEGOLAS: And you have my bow. GIMLI: And my axe FRODO’S FRIEND BRIAN: ....and my mango JUULpod
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The Simpsons scene that people think represents Elon Musk versus the one that actually represents Elon Musk:pic.twitter.com/fFl3VXxBmz
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Best of the "icles" 1. Popsicles 2. Vehicles ................ 786. Testicles
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At the grocery store seeing another kid get a candy bar, but your Mom says “no”pic.twitter.com/9MxVBtCdeU
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NBC News confirms this is Jakelin Ameí Rosmery Caal Maquin, the 7 year old girl who died in Border Patrol custody.pic.twitter.com/76BmoQhDEm
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[before tide pods were invented] me: man, my laundry detergent is hard to eat
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The name “Donald” is never going to recover.
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Let Snoopy’s brother Spike host The Oscars, you cowardspic.twitter.com/jGEZFvEuNP
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Easily the weirdest flex but ok of all time:pic.twitter.com/RNtSZg6HGk
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(God drunkenly creating SantaCon) Angel: but sir, everyone will hate this. God: add more vomit.....and make it start at 10AM Angel: that’ll make it even worse! God: WELL MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE THEY RUINED MY SON’S BIRTHDAY!
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*10,000 chefs all doing the chef kiss at the same time*pic.twitter.com/izlJUvhvpR
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Rudy Giuliani’s AOL e-mail password is absolutely “abc123”pic.twitter.com/ka3pFk5A7b
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Michael Tannenbaum Retweeted
OFFICIAL 2019 PREDICTIONS: -the big cow gets a netflix show -teens drink swiffer wetjet solution -hopefully, mighty ducks 4 -millennials kill toilet paper industry -still not enough jet packs -pain
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Kris Jenner in the Ariana Grande
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