Brooks Otterlake

@i_zzzzzz

Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions

Montreal
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    1. stu 2015.

    [waving hand vaguely] Just make it go viral

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  2. I'm sorry I wished for a night where every possible thing was simultaneously true and false... I thought it would be cool

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  3. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    2. velj

    When I think of Joe Biden, I think of how he’s the same age as my grandma, and then I think of the time my grandma says she was attacked by a parrot that was singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”

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    prije 20 sati
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    prije 11 sati

    canada is cool because we pay some taxes for a tv channel to make videos like this

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  6. prije 12 sati

    No one talks about volcels anymore because we're holed up in our labs curing cancer etc

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  7. prije 12 sati

    Ordering a ten dollar smoothie is already humiliating... does it really need to also feel like a fantasy RPG

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  8. prije 13 sati

    Within 7 or 8 years all American films will be child/adult body swap stories targeted at the Chinese market with titles like "Hello Mr. Bedtime"

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  9. prije 13 sati

    Glad I can stop hearing about the election after today

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  10. prije 20 sati

    Oh sick, way to make it even harder to read Delmore. Thanks a lot pretty boy

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  11. prije 20 sati

    Canadians have a yearly tradition called "clearing the decks" where we sever all our friendships at the start of the year and then start fresh on February 1st after using January to slightly improve our personality and appearance

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  12. 3. velj

    I want to stop imagining a huge marketing spend on a new spiral french fry brand called "Helix" with the tagline "Evolve Your Fries"

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  13. 3. velj

    I hear when you fly first class on Emirates they give you a Nature Valley bar and a little vacuum for the crumbs

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  14. 3. velj

    I hate whenever an astronomer in a movie frowns at their desktop computer monitor and says "Hello there... where did YOU come from?" to an asteroid or whatever. We shouldn't be normalizing this kind of behavior

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  15. 3. velj

    You can just take some melatonin and lie down on the floor at Zara and wake up in your house with a new wardrobe. Your problem is you never try anything

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  16. 3. velj

    My landlord is always bringing people over unannounced to tell me I'm good

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    3. velj
    Prikaži ovu nit
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  18. 3. velj

    Tempted to use the occasion of the Super Bowl to tweet out all my Star Trek opinions

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    2. velj
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    14. ruj 2014.

    [in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys

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    this is the most san francisco shit possibly ever

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