I just know that somewhere out there, there's a historian or political scientist who's very, very pro-EU, and *also* really dislikes the Austrian Empire, and thinks it deserved to be broken up. I want to find that person, and strangle them with my bare hands.
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My hands will become very tired
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What if some of them are into autoerotic asphyxiation?
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Then their deaths will be very arousing for them, but my purpose will still be accomplished
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Both sides win!
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If they happen to be British, the canonical punishment is to hang, draw and quarter them, though

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Ahh, the glorious traditions of my people
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