My future wife is an illiterate Kalash with blue eyes who is descended from one of the garrisons of Alexander the Great and who I will win over with a magnificent dowry I obtained from the looted estates of my enemieshttps://twitter.com/jakematthewlist/status/998269137414774784 …
Replying to @LokiJulianus
lol good poast, but ACKCHUALLY they aren't descendants of Alexander's garrisons - they are just an extant Indo European group.
11:59 AM - 25 May 2018
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