Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is Slim Shady
While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
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I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!)
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This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
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