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Stefan Esser
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Governments are soo late but finally stepping in against the nightmare that are the App Store monopolies.
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The Japanese government is introducing laws that will require Apple to allow users nationwide to download apps outside their official app stores. appleinsider.com/articles/23/06
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Does anyone know why Apple keeps forgetting to put links to KDKs onto their servers while the files are actually already there to download. Example MacOS 13.4 final KDK
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BlackHoodie will happen June 26 and 27 in Heidelberg, Germany and offers an OSINT training for beginners. Registration is still open
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There are people who spend hours in a disassembler to stare at code while there is beautiful sunlight outside. Don’t they have lives?
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I've tried to understand the kind of people who watch "unboxing" videos on YouTube, and other medium - and cannot.
Whether its kids toys, adult-oriented kit like TVs and other electronics -- what kind of person finds this interesting? Don't people have lives?
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If you wonder what my reply was: I wrote that if they want details they have to accept the talk or just listen to it when it is presented at another conference that will be happy to have it.
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Someone anonymous from the blackhat talk review board just requested that I detail the 0 day iOS kernel post exploitation technique that I wanted to talk about before they can decide to accept my talk or not. How about no thank you.
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Someone anonymous from the blackhat talk review board just requested that I detail the 0 day iOS kernel post exploitation technique that I wanted to talk about before they can decide to accept my talk or not. How about no thank you.
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God beware of the mudbloods.
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It is amazing how often my credit card OTP/SMS OTP system tells me the payment failed when in reality the payment was successful.
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On the way to I watched s #FUBAR in the plane. Was perfect to forget the pains of flying. Looking forward to another season.
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Ich war mal wieder zu voreilig. Nach 10 Minuten Pinkelpause hat die entschieden dass es einen „technischen Defekt“ gibt und den Zug einfach ausfallen lassen.
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Im ICE nach Frankfurt. Wir machen jetzt wohl überall extra lang Halt damit die Passagiere die Toilette benutzen können weil keine einzige Toilette im ICE funktioniert. Wofür bezahlen wir eigentlich Tickets. Eine Schande dass die @DB_Bahn so einen Zug nicht sofort austauscht.
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Im ICE nach Frankfurt. Wir machen jetzt wohl überall extra lang Halt damit die Passagiere die Toilette benutzen können weil keine einzige Toilette im ICE funktioniert. Wofür bezahlen wir eigentlich Tickets. Eine Schande dass die so einen Zug nicht sofort austauscht.
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There are still seats available for our online MacOS and iOS Kernel Internals for Security Researchers Training next month.
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🍎 An #Apple #Exploitation #training a day keeps the doctor away! Learn all about #userspace level exploitation during Stefan Esser’s () “#iOS 16 and #MacOS #Ventura Userspace Exploitation”. Get your ticket now!
🎟️ ringzer0.training/trainings/ios6
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Returned from Singapore and Korea to Germany for a few days until I fly off to Recon Montreal. Looks like my day will be mostly replying to emails 😂🤦🏼♂️
Oh .zip sounds like problems going to happen
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Because of how broken Twitter is recently in regards to visibility of tweets I would appreciate everyone who retweets the quoted tweet.
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There are still seats available for our online MacOS and iOS Kernel Internals for Security Researchers Training next month. antid0te.com/blog/23-06-26-
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If you plan to attend the summer conference circus in Vegas you can still get early bird prices for my brand new in person iOS 16 and MacOS Ventura Userspace Exploitation Training. ringzer0.training/trainings/ios6
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There are still seats available for our online MacOS and iOS Kernel Internals for Security Researchers Training next month.
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If I understand correctly what Singapore is doing right now: they make owning housing in Singapore unaffordable for normal wage foreigners and allow the super rich foreigner to suck up even more property so that they can raise the rents even more.
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Haha what I said yesterday. Singapore will be facing an exodus of foreign talent because any advantage of living there is gone when you pay more on housing than paying taxes in a high tax country.
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The irony is they „cry“ about 25% rent increase for Singaporeans who moved out and do not care about expats not knowing where to live because rents for expats got increased by like 60% or more. I know someone who moved out and the new tenant pays 75% more rent….
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Young people in Singapore moving back in with parents amid high rents cna.asia/3NN4UA4
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Last night I went to - still being on medicine due to my heart alcohol was of course out of question. It was a fun night nevertheless.
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Is there a way to automatically filter away every tweet made by a bluetick? These days it is a good marker for trash commentary and hate tweets.
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Do you have an appointment in THIS HoSPITAL and feel sick? Then stay away.
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Not feeling great? Your appointment can wait. If you or your child are coming to one of our clinics but are feeling sick, please call & rebook your appointment for when you are well. Thanks for helping keep our patients and staff safe & healthy.
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Doctors in Singapore dismiss stuff like the Apple Watch a bit. The ER doctor in Korea however wanted to see my scans. Interesting here is that apparently the days before I got my afib my resting heart rate crashes down to 44 for 2 days.
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Random guy gets as official Disney company. That is working well Verification you can trust in. twitter.com/DisneyJuniorUK
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You can have your opinion and I can have mine. And in my opinion writing an article about something that fits in a tweet is a waste of time of yourself and whoever you make read it.
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Replying to @i0n1c
no thanks. it’s someone’s job that did not certainly waste their entire life. get real dude. you can choose to simply move on? twitter.com/AlliRosenbloom…
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Imagine being a journalist and wasting your life writing a “whole” article about: guy a says something mean about guy b in his book and now he wants to remove it.
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Being able to gift Twitter blue subscriptions to random strangers would be a great way for to get more money out of it.
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It is funny how people believe that paid for the blue checkmark of - he simply told his employees to not remove the checkmark of certain people who openly rebelled against him. Not a single cent was paid for that.
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Elon musk is not buy anything. He told his employees to leave the checkmarks on celebrities that openly rebelled against this idiocy. He did that to get them trolled by losers who paid for their blue checkmark AND to make it seem like these celebrities caved in. twitter.com/MichaelWKohlma
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I think Mr. Musk should give my blue check to charity. I recommend the Prytula Foundation, which provides lifesaving services in Ukraine. It's only $8, so perhaps Mr. Musk could add a bit more.
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Did Germany or Singapore turn on some of those draconian double charge paying customers regimes? Suddenly my devices can no longer log into Netflix.
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Everyone using VPNs by two providers and channeling all their “interesting” traffic through them.
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