Eric Woods

I like to picture my Mark McCloskey in a tuxedo t-shirt because like, it’s formal but it also says “I like to party”

also that mansion is tacky as hell

I don't think he even found a tractor. That looks like a Zoom background to me.

Finished runner up in the Kelly Loeffler look alike contest.

With what is definitely his actual amount of natural hair and hair color. And his gold chain pulled to the side so you can't see his "Fuck Bitches, Get Money" pendant.

here's the thing - it's not that McCloskey is dumb and thinks that this makes him a farmer It's that he thinks Missourians are dumb enough to buy into it. And he's right. Just look at Hawley.