Whole ass state full of people who look like they’re in a full blown crisis if they can’t get a double cheeseburger every three hours and ready to tear down the concept of civil government after 12.
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Which state will be the first to deploy the National Guard to force people back to work at Dairy Queen and why will it be Florida
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I think Minnesota is a top contender.
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Nah. Minnesota would send the Guard to work at the Dairy Queen.
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Chattel slavery but for Applebee’s waiters
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Nah, that's just indentured servitude.
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I can see the workers sobbing as they hold the blizzards upside down at gunpoint.
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God this is bleak, why did I guffaw at it
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is this a death wish of some sort?
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