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AP Bio on @peacockTV. Goldbergs on @abc. @MarvelsMODOK on @Hulu. New podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff, you know? IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt Apr 5

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted Bill Prady

    Huh! Weird!https://twitter.com/billprady/status/1379161089464692736 …

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    Bill PradyVerified account @billprady
    Hey, @mtgreenee -- you accidentally deleted this (and everything else about @mattgaetz) from your timeline. pic.twitter.com/3cDlSQweKw
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      1. Andy Harris‏ @K26dp Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        She cancelled him?

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      1. Wayne Rasmussen‏ @wayne_rasmussen Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Is that they guy who used to get someone I don't know's coffee?

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      1. Drew Gibson‏ @SuppressThis Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        You know you're toxic when Krazy Kountry Karen deletes you from her feed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      2. Terry Peace‏ @TerryPeace16 Apr 5
        Replying to @SuppressThis @pattonoswalt

        That just goes to show you, she's not as cra cra as she would have us think. Don't get me wrong she is still bat shit crazy, just not as much as she would have us think. Be careful someone is in her ear telling her what to do.

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      1. St Peter‏ @stpeteyontweety Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/02ePPRifsF

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      2. Father Bert‏ @CheekyBiker Apr 5
        Replying to @stpeteyontweety

        pic.twitter.com/w0BlOzGrs6

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      1. lumos ‘chonkyXena’ kiwi 🇳🇿 🐝‏ @HayleyHoppe3 Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        On brand AF

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      1. Otis Redfoot‏ @OtisRedfoot Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        As long as she didn't delete her crossfit workout.

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      1. Jeff Stevens‏ @jfstevens Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Retweeted, just in case she misses the first message

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      1. Tom‏ @goodgnus Apr 5
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Not a good look. 🤣pic.twitter.com/CWUjAX0zVd

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      2. Dizzy‏ @Dizzy86777647 Apr 5
        Replying to @goodgnus @pattonoswalt

        That face when you find out she's 18

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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