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    Chris Illuminati‏ @chrisilluminati 29 Jun 2020

    Much like the pandemic, this vintage store warning sign escalated quicklypic.twitter.com/wm9LMVw7Dx

    7:11 PM - 29 Jun 2020
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      2. Noxcivis  🇬🇧 🇺🇸 ☕ ♏ INTJ-A‏ @Noxcivis 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @chrisilluminati

        Thinking of people that disagree with this even have a clue what efficacy means makes me laugh even harder.

        3 replies 4 retweets 462 likes
      3. Plazmaz (Dylan)‏ @Plazmaz 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @Noxcivis @chrisilluminati

        "You spelled efficiency wrong, dummy!"

        16 replies 0 retweets 156 likes
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      2. zelly1‏ @zelly1 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @chrisilluminati

        pic.twitter.com/TfjUbYpRRs

        5 replies 368 retweets 2,014 likes
      3. haha‏ @haskaaa 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @zelly1 @chrisilluminati @AlanTudyk

        well if it keeps our children safe HELL YES

        25 replies 3 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Empathy is Connection‏ @dmcinnis 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @chrisilluminati

        pic.twitter.com/Yj240I2cnB

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      2. DeltaSierra‏ @NotThatDelta 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @chrisilluminati

        This is savage and I love it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 187 likes
      3. rickrow‏ @rickrow 30 Jun 2020
        Replying to @NotThatDelta @chrisilluminati

        120,000 dead Americans is savage.

        2 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Johnd33P54g3‏ @shinajaj 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @chrisilluminati @Rtreatwilliams

        Lol, that progression is beautiful. Life in 2020 moves at a clip that is not forgiving to ignorance.

        1 reply 0 retweets 44 likes
      3.  🔥 🌹Zarasha 🌹 🔥Giant Meteor 2020‏ @Zarasha4 30 Jun 2020
        Replying to @shinajaj @chrisilluminati @Rtreatwilliams

        2020 has been moving so quickly, even for the educated... I can hardly imagine what it must be like to the ignorant. Should we leave them a package of stone tools & a visual guide, or are they too hopeless?

        1 reply 2 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Kim Northrop‏ @bettygirl1239 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @chrisilluminati @Redpainter1

        OMG. Have to steal this. I own a vintage clothing store. This is priceless!!

        1 reply 2 retweets 170 likes
      3. François Caron  🇨🇦  💉 💉‏ @Milnoc 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @bettygirl1239 @chrisilluminati @Redpainter1

        Make it dead grandparents instead. It's an equally likely outcome.

        2 replies 2 retweets 89 likes
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