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AP Bio on @peacockTV. Goldbergs on @abc. @MarvelsMODOK on @Hulu. New podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff, you know? IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 29 Jun 2020

    THE RAISINS. ARE STAYING. IN. THE POTATO SALAD.pic.twitter.com/3mtuKZIiKP

    3:02 PM - 29 Jun 2020
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    2,611 replies 9,592 retweets 97,610 likes
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      1. L BURGOS ☲‏ @TheAgentBurgos 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

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      1. Iris  ❤️‏ @aaarz368 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Gringos locos!!

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      1. Millennium Falcor‏ @MilleniumFalcor 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

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        62 replies 175 retweets 1,843 likes
      2. WTF is a Critterhole?‏ @critterhole 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @MilleniumFalcor @pattonoswalt

        OMG, my meme is making its rounds! <3

        2 replies 2 retweets 142 likes
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      1. Joe | Chendango‏ @Chendango1 29 Jun 2020
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      1. Dixon Tam‏ @DixonTam 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        A hot dog is NOT a sandwich.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      2.  🚀‏ @timeshade 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @DixonTam @pattonoswalt

        You are right, it’s not a sandwich, it’s a taco. 🌮

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Chris Carfizzi‏ @ChrisCarfizzi 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        JELLO. COUNTS. AS. A. VEGETABLE.

        4 replies 0 retweets 102 likes
      2. Cheryl Aruda‏ @dirtyblondegigs 29 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ChrisCarfizzi @pattonoswalt

        In Missouri.

        1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
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