“The Prime Minister offered me the position of Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union. After careful consideration for three seconds, I have declined the offer”
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The Ministerial Cat Transport Crate has been spotted going in to Downing St. Rumour of journey to Buckingham Palace.
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Hold out for the Prime Ministerial position, it should be vacant by teatime. The cats are in position in Washington too. The time of the Great Feline Takeover may be at hand. #HailCats
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