'I can smell your fear' and other creepy things kids say

Little girl, abt 4, my friend’s kid obsessed with this horse cartoon dvd. One day out of the blue she’s watching it, hits eject, pulls out dvd and immediately snaps it in two. Not a word.

Same girl a year later, watching her climbing a little tree in the yard, falls out. She stands up, arm dangling at unnatural angle. Not a word, not a tear. Freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.

My two year old son said 'They come for me at night and bring me back by morning time'. When I asked him more, he said 'They do'. And pointed to the sky.

Back in the day my younger brother used to tell us about his “other” grandparents, and the blue house they used to live in. After always telling him he was making it up he told our mother he could bring her there. So, we went for a drive...

And this 5yo old little psycho gave her turn by turn directions for close to 45 minutes. We ended up 4-5 towns away at a dead end street with an abandoned blue house.

I was was watching a prek class while the teacher was out and this little girl walked up to my belly pointed and said "There's a little tiny baby in there. There's a little baby right there." I was pregnant but hadn't told my job.

When my daughter was 2 I found her under the table with one of my husband’s old children’s books, turning pages as if she were being read to. I asked her what she was doing. She said “reading with Grandma” my husband’s mother died two years before she was born. It was her book.

I was at an amusement park when a random kid said, “people taste better when they squirm,” to his parents but looking at me. Needless to say, I left.

I woke up to 3 yo kid #4 petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said 'i wish i had a piece of you that i could carry with me all the time. like your finger.' Haven't slept soundly since.

I'm a funeral director/mortician and at a service a child around 4 years old said, "It gets loud working here with all these ghosts, doesn't it?"