Nintendo confirms Mario is no longer a plumber
Nintendo’s Japanese website says Mario isn’t a plumber any longer http://nintendoeverything.com/?p=505579 pic.twitter.com/24I0NIs0p3
The guy that's spent the past 34 years being the Mushroom Kingdom's savior didn't return to his old job? Shocking.https://twitter.com/CBR/status/904761915523641344 …
Then why is he dressed like one?!https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/904646210262368256 …
If Mario isn’t a plumber anymore, does he drive cars now? Is this what Mario Kart 8 was preparing us for? “It’s-a me, your Uber driver!”
They literally fixed a pipe with tools on screen in Super Mario 3D World. Plumbers. Recent. CANON! C'mon Nintendo!https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/904646210262368256 …
Don't worry, fellow guards of Mario canon, Nintendo says Mario WAS a plumber but isn't one any longer. His character history hasn't changedhttps://twitter.com/cbr/status/904761915523641344 …
I mean... When's the last time he justified that job title anyway? People will still call him a plumberhttps://twitter.com/CBR/status/904761915523641344 …
Maybe not professionally but come on guys, you don’t just unlearn a skill like that because you play tennis and shithttps://twitter.com/CBR/status/904761915523641344 …
He's now living off that good Mario Kart money?
https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/904646210262368256 …
He got sacked after they introduced drug testing at his firm and found massive levels of Psilocybin in his blood from all the shrooms.
This actually made me think. Have any of the Mario games had a scene that involves you having to do actual plumber stuff?https://twitter.com/CBR/status/904761915523641344 …
I don't understand this. Does everyone think he was taking jobs in between saving the Mushroom Kingdom? He was "eating cake" with Peachhttps://twitter.com/CBR/status/904761915523641344 …
Holy shit no one is safe in this economyhttps://twitter.com/CBR/status/904761915523641344 …
Itsa travesty.
Us: Good morning! It's a beautiful day! Nintendo: Mario is no longer a plumber. Us:pic.twitter.com/CA4iNgOFbV