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10 reasons why Skeletor thinks He-Man is a wanker

August 23, 2017

TEN REASONS WHY HE-MAN IS A DICK. 1. HE IS ABUSIVE TOWARDS ANIMALS AND MER-MEN.

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2. HE IS A SELFIE WANKER.

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3. HE ABUSES PLANTS.

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4. HE IS NOT A QUALIFIED PROCTOLOGIST.

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5. HE BULLIES PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES.

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7. HE'S ALWAYS BUMMING LIFTS OFF HIS FRIENDS (so to speak)

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8. HE GETS OFF HIS NUT ON BACARDI BREEZERS MOST FRIDAY NIGHTS.

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9. HE'S UNAWARE OF PERSONAL SPACE WHEN CONFRONTING SMALL PEOPLE IN HIS UNDERPANTS.

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10. HE DOES NOT RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.

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