When you ask for a date to a wedding then marry the man
Are you a man? Can I borrow you for a wedding next weekend? Bonus points if you can source a baby that I can pretend is mine too.
@philgibson01 that's nice and all, but I didn't invite her to my wedding. No, wait, THE wedding. Slip of the tongue.
Almost exactly three years later, I can say... Reader, I married him.
https://twitter.com/Llia/status/485924627714437120 …
Happy birthday to me! I've woken up in a huge four poster bed... WITH MY BRAND NEW HUSBAND. 

pic.twitter.com/OtiBxW52VO
Did it! Here's me and my wife @Llia on the way back from the registry office.pic.twitter.com/Q117Rx1XE2
Should clarify, we didn't go to that wedding together (it was my sister's, imagine!) but Phil & I did meet IRL for the 1st time that week 
But still - I jokingly wished to marry him, having not even met him, and it happened. Still blows my mind.


