Mike Huckabee's sausage joke didn't go over very well
Breaking News! Jimmy Dean Sausage Co will be renamed GORSUCH SAUSAGE because he's grinding up some Democrat Senators into PURE PORK SAUSAGE!
SAUSAGE. I SAID SAUSAGE 3 TIMES. The joke is about SAUSAGES. SAUSAGE.https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
My favorite part of this atrocity is how he doesn't know how to format a "BREAKING:" joke.https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
After finishing this tweet, Huckabee uttered a Homer Simpson-esque, "Mmmmmmm....sausage (gurgles)"https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
It takes concerted effort to be this not funny. I feel like he workshopped this for an uncomfortable length of time.https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
Couple questions: 1. What? 2. Do you mean "pork" legislatively? If so: 3. What? 4. Why drag Jimmy Dean into this? 5. Are you okay, overall?https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
Mike, it's entirely possible that you may be the least funny human being on the face of the earth. Your special gift.https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
It's like as a boy, Huckabee once wandered into a comedy tent at the county fair, and now tries to reproduce it from that distant memory.https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
didn't your son torture and murder a doghttps://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
Breaking News! The Corn Palace in South Dakota will be renamed MIKE HUCKABEE'S HOUSE OF JOKES!https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
Breaking- Cannibal Mike Huckabee fantasizes about eating Democratic Senators. More news at 11.
"Siri, tweet all drafts"https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
Why is this not your pinned tweet?https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/844233855892709376 …
Mike Huckabee's poor Photoshop skills are back, this time for a joke about @SenFranken and @DrJillStein.https://twitter.com/i/moments/837427936391118848 …
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