this is ridiculous

*gets lost in the cookware section of bed bath and beyond* i've heard of pans labyrinth but this is ridiculous

*looks at review for dr strange* i have heard of doctor strange love but this is ridiculous *lies down on the floor*

*sees a street named after kellogg's products that never made it out of test market* i've heard of cereal experiments lane but this is ridic

*sees a group of football players say a prayer in a huddle and then disperse* i’ve heard of an amen break but this is ridiculous

*looks at a scale model of the gettysburg address* i've heard of a figure of speech but this is ridiculous

*looks at a bottle of sleeping pills* i've heard of way calm tablets but this is ridiculous

*chokes on a fly while out exercising* i've heard of a running gag but this is ridiculous

[CALLER] - HELP ME I THINK I BROKE MY LEG [911 OPERATOR] - I'VE HEARD OF BREAKING NEWS BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS [CALLER] - (LAUGHS)

*is attacked by a flock of giant crows genetically modified to not feel pain* i've heard of strength in numb birds but this is ridiculous

*tries to fight a boss in ffxiv but then gets booted off the server* i've heard of trial and error but this is ridiculous

*sees a girl crying* i've heard of mourning musume but this is ridiculous

*contest where you have to get a ton of retweets to win* i've heard of a popularity contest but this is ridiculous??????

*sees one of those bottles of wine with a snake in it* I've heard of a spirit animal but this is ridiculous

*looks at a @Cinnabon* "I've heard of a @Charmin Ultra Soft Mega Roll but this is ridiculous"

*a bizarre automaton ambles up to me and starts insulting me in whoopi goldberg's voice* "I'VE HEARD OF A RUDE GOLDBERG DEVICE BUT THIS IS R

*buys items from some tiny zombies in a bird bath* i've heard of little shop of horrors but this is ridiculous

*looks up the english translation of filet mignon* i've heard of a meat-cute but this is ridiculous

*unlocks all the characters in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing* i've heard of a sega dream cast but this is ridiculous

*changes mass effect language settings* i've heard of a german shepard but this is ridiculous

"how much for these big glass jars??" "oh you can just have them" "i've heard of freemasons but this is ridiculous"

*goes on a very exciting school field trip to a pioneer town* "i've heard of a class action settlement but this is ridiculous"

"did you know you can order online so you don't have to wait in line at the store?" "i've heard of a queue tip but this is ridiculous"

*looks at tumblr* i've heard of same-day shipping but this is ridiculous

*looks at a dilapidated mansion* i've heard of bad manors but this is ridiculous

*looks at list of mountains on wikipedia* i've heard of cragslist but this is ridiculous

FISHERMAN 1: which net should i use for fishing FISHERMAN 2: doesn't matter FISHERMAN 1: i've heard of net neutrality but this is ridiculous

"you should get your eyes checked" "i've heard of an optical allusion but this is ridiculous"

they should reboot the "now that's what i call music" series and call it "i've heard of music but this is ridiculous"

*someone sends me a 10MB animated gif* i've heard of a major motion picture but this is ridiculous

cleric: hey could you hold this for me bard: no cleric: i've heard of no holds bard but this is ridiculous

*a bee crawls into my ear* i've heard of a hive mind but this is ridiculous! *the bee crawls out* no wait come back

"how was the rave last night" "good" "i've heard of a rave review but this is ridiculous" "ok"

*reads attack on titan* wow I've heard of massive attack but this is ridiculous

*i walk into a kitchen and my dad is drinking soda* i've heard of soda pop but this is ridiculous

*two diamonds are hugging each other* i've heard of conflict-free diamonds but this is ridiculous

*guy follows me around calling me names and making fun of me* wow i've heard of a teaser trailer but this is ridiculous

*goes to a playground equipment manufacturer's convention* i've heard of a slide show but this is ridiculous

*the main character of futurama is yelling at me to take his money* i’ve heard of vocal fry but this is ridiculous

*reads the labels on a bunch of bottles of spices* i've heard of flavor text but this is ridiculous

*watches the scene in 2001 where all the apes make noises at the monolith* i’ve heard of primordial oohs but this is ridiculous

*sees some rude professional wrestlers passing around a bong* i’ve heard of high heels but this is ridiculous

*i inherit a guitar* i’ve heard of heir guitar but this is ridiculous

*drinks some bad american beer or something* i've heard of a gross domestic product but this is ridiculous

*hears thunder* i've heard of soundcloud but this is ridiculous

*looks at a "before" picture of someone's mouth at an orthodontist's office* i've heard of smile precure but this is ridiculous

*sees a toilet-shaped candle* i've heard of john wick but this is ridiculous

*sees someone who's sad because they went on a pub crawl to a dozen bars and now they're hungover* i've heard of the 12 bar blues but this is ridiculous

*some robots approach me* i've heard of near automata but this is ridiculous

*plays a dating sim with really bad music* i've heard of lewd narrative dissonance but this is ridiculous

*looks at popplio* i’ve heard of the nintendo seal of quality but this is ridiculous

*my dentist tells me my teeth are bad* i've heard of dental flaws but this is ridiculous

*looks at a small fluffy bird and then it flies away* i’ve heard of a soft launch but this is ridiculous

*looks at the AC adapter for my 3ds* i’ve heard of nintendo power but this is ridiculous