The History of Dogs V.S. Goats
This is Jerry. He's a neat dog. No legs (tragic). Has more horns than a dog usually does. Bark is unique af. 5/10pic.twitter.com/85q7xlplsJ
This is a goat.https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/684959798585110529 …
@dog_rates @EverythingGoats This will be the Twitter War to End All Wars.
Dear Goats,
You've been misinformed.
Sincerely,
WeRateDogs
@EverythingGoats
You've goats to be kidding, I am certified goat analyst and conclude it to be goat 10/10
@dog_rates
notice the horns, hooves, smirk, and pupils; all signs of goat. you are clearly misguided
@dog_ratespic.twitter.com/i2XHRwOlUP
Actually, these are all signs of a rather nifty dog
@EverythingGoats
Glad you see it that way, this is part of goats plan to replace dog and take over the world!
Checkmate.
@dog_ratespic.twitter.com/RnHm2QSRPW
You'll have to go through Pipsy first
@EverythingGoatspic.twitter.com/SXw9UEOsAY
We've goat plenty of backup
@dog_ratespic.twitter.com/sLXeDxa3FU
.@EverythingGoats Let's settle this once and for all. The picture that started this thread is a
after much tough thinking, i declare goats unanimous champion! @dog_ratespic.twitter.com/Q6C4mMtAPL
Not so fast. This is Erik. He's big af. These two officers can barely contain him. He'll ruin you
@EverythingGoatspic.twitter.com/LlKgcjJFPi
u think you’re the only one with really big friends? my team mighty and majestic AF @dog_ratespic.twitter.com/f3sIRb7eJy
We are fully prepared for battle @EverythingGoatspic.twitter.com/GPUyHy1NVY
.@dog_rates weak, you’re really doggin’ it we’ve goat plenty of backup on the waypic.twitter.com/5ik1jTNAsA
I've done some recruiting @EverythingGoatspic.twitter.com/2UzURHkpOw
Looks like you’ve still goat a lot of work to do https://vine.co/v/OI5mLx0Z2zd @dog_rates
This pup can take down all of them at once
https://vine.co/v/imJ0BdZOJTw
@EverythingGoats
you’ve goat to catch us first
https://vine.co/v/O9MhgpZQ7gj
@dog_rates
fixed it for you
@EverythingGoatspic.twitter.com/dLgxTDXq7R
@dog_rates @EverythingGoats
mom: whatcha doin?
me: waiting for a war of dogs against goats to happen.pic.twitter.com/tSAggKVcQN
Honestly I love this beef between @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats, but let's be real if you're not team #dogrates you can leave
This is Jonathan. He's a rare goat. No sense of style. Stubby horns. Can't even wear pants correctly. 2/10 cluelesspic.twitter.com/6JDEPKCw1C
*adjusts keyboard slightly* I will ruin you
@EverythingGoats
Me = Brown goat
You = Black goat
@dog_rateshttps://vine.co/v/eWUKMYm3e5J
dogs are just wanna-be goats, please concede defeat. its over.
@dog_ratespic.twitter.com/f6HeEjlhXa
@dog_rates @EverythingGoats This is a feud I can get behind.
From left to right: Cletus, Jerome, Alejandro, Burp, & Titson None know where camera is. 45/50 would hug all at oncepic.twitter.com/sedre1ivTK
@dog_rates @EmilyRobinson18 Wow! I've never seen so many clueless animals together in one place.
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ if u dont ┃╱╱╲╲ like dogs ╱╱╭╮╲╲ get the heck ▔▏┗┛▕▔ out of ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ my house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ if u dont ┃╱╱╲╲ like goats ╱╱╭╮╲╲ get the frick ▔▏┗┛▕▔ out of ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ my house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Goats > dogs
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/ づ
@dog_rates
.@EverythingGoats *flips sign*
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lol jk
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This is Wesley. He's clearly trespassing. Seems rather h*ckin violent too. Weaponized forehead. 3/10 wouldn't let inpic.twitter.com/pL7wbMRW7M
not a goat because goats are not weaponized or h*ckin violent
Non-weaponized baby goat for @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats 

https://vine.co/v/5ngJzU5IKlt
I follow @dog_rates but my wife follows @EverythingGoats. Not sure if we can make this work. 
i really need to goat my life together
start by deleting your account
The Twitter fights between @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats are better than any girl drama I promise
The "beef" between @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats is my favorite feud since Biggie and Pac.
must be blind
this feud really stresses me out because both animals are so great that I can't pick a side
This is Ricky. He's being escorted out of the dog park for talking shit about the other dogs. 8/10 not cool Rickypic.twitter.com/XtDkrsdEfF
PUPDATE: Ricky was arrested today for spray painting his name onto every car near the park
.@dog_rates smh what a dogenerate, goats would never do this
Well well well @EverythingGoatspic.twitter.com/5vD7OE7Zoy
@dog_rates @EverythingGoats this beef is love, this beef is life.
here we see a small baby goat conquering a fully grown doggopic.twitter.com/dXyRtfPsAP
I've notified the authorities of this harassment
There is more beef between @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats than on a cow farm
The "Twitter war" between @EverythingGoats & @dog_rates is my new favorite thing. #teamdogs #goatsarerad
I'm a dog lover, but EverythingGoats is my favorite site! Lovely, adorable, pictures and gifs. Many many thanks!
I consider @EverythingGoats and @dog_rates God's gift to mankind
Here we see an average dog and an average goat. You tell me which one you'd rather pet. #TeamGoatpic.twitter.com/yuhDplW80Q
*already petting the dog* I'd pet the dog
. @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats I love you bothpic.twitter.com/ZI95Z3TT4U
this is the best thing the Internet has offered people of my generation.
No matter how bad a day I've had, I can always count on the "feud" between @dog_rates & @EverythingGoats 2 make me
pic.twitter.com/F1bpoa15qQ
hate to dog on your parade @EverythingGoats but you goat to admit @dog_rates is right here.
The interactions between @dog_rates & @EverythingGoats may be my favorite part. #cantstoplaughing
Here we see a mighty mountain goat overlooking the worldpic.twitter.com/cpxyMBBx13
Sue me, don't care. I haven't forgoatten about this Mr. Dumbo Doggo https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/684959798585110529 … @dog_rates
this is my favorite Twitter exchange of all time
One of the best internet feuds of all time is @dog_rates vs. @EverythingGoats.
@dog_rates @EverythingGoats if i had to pick a side, I'm #TeamDog #sorrynotsorry
The beef between @EverythingGoats and @dog_rates is my favorite part of Twitter. #teamGOAT 

pic.twitter.com/aComvxBc3G
This "feud" between @dog_rates and @EverythingGoats is the best thing on twitter right now. Are you #TeamGoat ir #TeamDog?
goats demand it, doggos earn it