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The History of Dogs V.S. Goats

The complete story of the ongoing battle between puppers and goats

This is Jerry. He's a neat dog. No legs (tragic). Has more horns than a dog usually does. Bark is unique af. 5/10

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This will be the Twitter War to End All Wars.

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Dear Goats, You've been misinformed. Sincerely, WeRateDogs

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You've goats to be kidding, I am certified goat analyst and conclude it to be goat 10/10

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Ok, but hear me out: it's a dog

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notice the horns, hooves, smirk, and pupils; all signs of goat. you are clearly misguided

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Actually, these are all signs of a rather nifty dog

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Glad you see it that way, this is part of goats plan to replace dog and take over the world! Checkmate.

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You'll have to go through Pipsy first

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greatest argument of all time

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We've goat plenty of backup

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. Let's settle this once and for all. The picture that started this thread is a

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This banter between and is GOAT!

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after much tough thinking, i declare goats unanimous champion!

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Not so fast. This is Erik. He's big af. These two officers can barely contain him. He'll ruin you

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u think you’re the only one with really big friends? my team mighty and majestic AF

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We are fully prepared for battle

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. weak, you’re really doggin’ it we’ve goat plenty of backup on the way

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I've done some recruiting

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Looks like you’ve still goat a lot of work to do

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This pup can take down all of them at once

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you’ve goat to catch us first 😜

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There's nothing I don't like about this. The game is on.

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mom: whatcha doin? me: waiting for a war of dogs against goats to happen.

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Honestly I love this beef between and , but let's be real if you're not team you can leave

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This is Jonathan. He's a rare goat. No sense of style. Stubby horns. Can't even wear pants correctly. 2/10 clueless

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*adjusts keyboard slightly* I will ruin you

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Me = Brown goat You = Black goat

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dogs are just wanna-be goats, please concede defeat. its over.

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This is a feud I can get behind.

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There is no feud more relevant than vs

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From left to right: Cletus, Jerome, Alejandro, Burp, & Titson None know where camera is. 45/50 would hug all at once

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Wow! I've never seen so many clueless animals together in one place.

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Honestly I live for the war

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ if u dont ┃╱╱╲╲ like dogs ╱╱╭╮╲╲ get the heck ▔▏┗┛▕▔ out of ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ my house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ if u dont ┃╱╱╲╲ like goats ╱╱╭╮╲╲ get the frick ▔▏┗┛▕▔ out of ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ my house ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| Goats > dogs |___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ

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. *flips sign* | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| lol jk |________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ

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This is Wesley. He's clearly trespassing. Seems rather h*ckin violent too. Weaponized forehead. 3/10 wouldn't let in

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not a goat because goats are not weaponized or h*ckin violent

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I follow but my wife follows . Not sure if we can make this work. 😓

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i really need to goat my life together

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start by deleting your account

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The Twitter fights between and are better than any girl drama I promise

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The "beef" between and is my favorite feud since Biggie and Pac.

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not a single hater in sight

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must be blind

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this feud really stresses me out because both animals are so great that I can't pick a side

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This is Ricky. He's being escorted out of the dog park for talking shit about the other dogs. 8/10 not cool Ricky

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PUPDATE: Ricky was arrested today for spray painting his name onto every car near the park

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. smh what a dogenerate, goats would never do this

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We meet again...

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this beef is love, this beef is life.

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here we see a small baby goat conquering a fully grown doggo

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I've notified the authorities of this harassment

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There is more beef between and than on a cow farm😂

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The "Twitter war" between & is my new favorite thing.

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I'm a dog lover, but EverythingGoats is my favorite site! Lovely, adorable, pictures and gifs. Many many thanks!

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I consider and God's gift to mankind

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Here we see an average dog and an average goat. You tell me which one you'd rather pet.

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*already petting the dog* I'd pet the dog

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this is the best thing the Internet has offered people of my generation.

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No matter how bad a day I've had, I can always count on the "feud" between & 2 make me 😂

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hate to dog on your parade but you goat to admit is right here.

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The interactions between & may be my favorite part.

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Here we see a mighty mountain goat overlooking the world

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I can have you arrested

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Sue me, don't care. I haven't forgoatten about this Mr. Dumbo Doggo

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LEAVE JERRY THE DOG OUT OF THIS

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this is my favorite Twitter exchange of all time

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One of the best internet feuds of all time is vs. .

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if i had to pick a side, I'm

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The beef between and is my favorite part of Twitter. 🐐🐐🐐

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This "feud" between and is the best thing on twitter right now. Are you ir ?

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U will respect the goats

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goats demand it, doggos earn it

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