I would ask how you would feel about applying for a loan just to get your paycheck, but I'm not even sure if you have a job. https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1083107213705506816 …
Trump has built a wohl made entirely of reinforced horseshit.pic.twitter.com/vxHtrzY7b8
Jacob Wohl’s friend has been owning me all day. He just owned me now with a homophobic comment. I don’t know how I will survive. https://twitter.com/derek_mafs/status/1085330767910223872 …
If Kristy Swanson and Scott Baio had a child, it would be Jacob Wohl.
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Obviously you don’t know either since your mom was on the Surefire answering machine.
She shoplifted this story from Jacob Wohl and Jeanine Pirrohttps://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/1085350617571311616 …
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I know things are insane but it's still pretty crazy to see Republicans be like the leader of North Korea loves our guy and that's fantasticpic.twitter.com/F2IgtJp2mF
They should do a “Big Brother” type reality show with Jacob Wohl, Laura Loomer, Ben Shapiro, Tomi Lahren, and the MAGA Boys except there are no cameras and they are just locked in the house and never ever come back out.
The Kamala Harris birther bullshit is very clearly only coming from Jacob Wohl and a following of fringe idiots—not from "mainstream" conservatism—but we all know damn well that this could easily make its way to a president who would happily regurgitate it.
OK #MAGA types - I beg you to defend this.
@gatewaypundit , @DavidWohl and @JacobAWohl tried to use Wohl’s mother’s computer to create a false affidavit that one of their ex girlfriends was sexually harassed by Mueller.
Mueller’s standards of truth are far higher than Trump’shttps://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086995116496224256 …
MAGA troll behind plot to smear Mueller kindles new racist ‘birther’ movement to derail Kamala Harris Jacob Wohl, has launched a new conspiracy theory falsely suggesting that Dem presidential candidate Kamala Harris is not an American citizenhttps://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/maga-troll-behind-plot-smear-mueller-kindles-new-racist-birther-movement-derail-kamala-harris/ …
Just left a hipster coffee bar and 21% were saying they'd not seen that asshat @JacobAWohl for a while, the other 79% were asking who the fuck is @JacobAWohl
So this is the tweet that got you blocked. Welcome to our secret society.pic.twitter.com/PBlvk1F64B
Jackass Jacob Wohl and Looney Laura Loomer arrive in Minneapolis...pic.twitter.com/Nb3teLqDiv
When even Jacorncob Wohl is tired of your shit.pic.twitter.com/bV3QvrlV1J
This is now the third Periscope clip where Jacob Wohl, Laura Loomer, and Ali Alexander reference having a large team—you just can't see them in frame.pic.twitter.com/Z6WQhOdfVy
This morning Jacob Wohl—still in Minneapolis—posted on Periscope, asking for more money, saying he has a security team (“veterans” and “military professionals”), drivers, protected cars. In the replies, people say: show the security, show the cars, and he refuses.pic.twitter.com/QFiyU8VusS
This has been a fun sideshow for Jacob Wohl and Loomer, premised on playing up their security concerns so their followers send more moneyhttps://twitter.com/webster/status/1098995716498907136 …
BREAKING: Jacob Wohl in armored vehicle spotted in Cedar-Riversidepic.twitter.com/4BtchnnuQw
In yet another Periscope video tonight, Ali Alexander (Jacob Wohl in background) claims they needed to price out 3-4 different security firms for tomorrow because the threats driving around Minneapolis were just too great. They want even more money.pic.twitter.com/CXBXgFrJsU
Jacob Wohl realizes he is wearing a girlfriend proof vest right?
So I’m just now skimming all of these Jacob Wohl and Laura Loomer videos and my lord these people need to get real jobs.
Every claim Jacob Wohl makes is in the easiest Jeopardy category everpic.twitter.com/PbNdtVH3kP
Two attention seeking, grifting creeps.https://twitter.com/webster/status/1098995716498907136 …
I have never seen 2 people look so uncomfortable trying to be humanpic.twitter.com/j4Bt9uLZrw
Jacob Wohl made fake accounts? Color me shocked!pic.twitter.com/r9tUmnQxG5
7th rate Hardy Boys Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are at it again.pic.twitter.com/jdWAlNL8ZQ
Every day I spare a thought and a prayer for the people who turn to Jacob Wohl for medical advice.pic.twitter.com/4SwY4sSa1L
Very similar to the fact that your embarrassment of a son is the laughing stock of the Republican Party.... 
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Jacob Wohl still has not figured out how to spoof a phone number when sending people fake tips. Also, note: Do not fall for this.https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1117870545419165696 …
I’m sitting in a hipster coffee shop in LA and I’m disappointed I don’t see Jacob Wohl.
The great Dave McKenna went to the latest Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman clown show. Wohl, he writes, is "slimy beyond his 21 years."https://deadspin.com/jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-wasted-my-time-but-on-the-1834091726 …
Today someone identifying themself as an EDVA employee texted me claiming to have seen Jacob Wohl and John Burkman testifying before a grand jury. Skeptical, I looked up the number and it traced back to this facebook page lolpic.twitter.com/B76ufUOLR4
Says the father of a russian asset. There is nothing wrong with having a good relationship with a fellow nuclear power, but this is not a good relationship, this is a foreign power attacking us and installing a puppet to implement their policies.pic.twitter.com/vyqOreds6a
NEW: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been trying to recruit young men to falsely claim they were sexually assaulted by Pete Buttigieg. One recorded their convo and gave us the audio. Another says allegations published today in his name are bullshithttps://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-smear-merchants-jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-try-to-slime-pete-buttigieg-with-bogus-sex-assault-claim?ref=wrap …
jacob wohl: i have an idea jack burkman: shoot jacob wohl: u know that thing we tried to do to mueller and got caught? jack burkman: yeah jacob wohl: lets do that exact idea to pete jack burkman: u are a prodigy and have surpassed mozart
Before his Buttigieg smear, Jacob Wohl had already: -Become the youngest person banned from futures trading -Been under federal investigation for faking a similar smear against Robert Mueller -Faked death threats against himself and reported them to police.
Jacob Wohl used the alias "Bill" as part of his scheme to fake a sexual assault claim against Pete Buttigieg. Wohl called Buttigieg a "terminal threat" to Trump.https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-smear-merchants-jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-try-to-slime-pete-buttigieg-with-bogus-sex-assault-claim?ref=author …
Impressed with Jacob Wohl's persistence to go to jail -- he invented *ANOTHER* fake intelligence company to falsely accuse someone of sexual assault. Surefire Intelligence is dead, long live Potomac Intelligence.https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-smear-merchants-jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-try-to-slime-pete-buttigieg-with-bogus-sex-assault-claim …
SCOOP: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are behind the sexual assault allegations against Pete Buttigieg. And we got screenshots of Wohl buying the real Hunter Kelly's plane tickets - who now denies the story.http://advocate.com/news/2019/4/29/far-right-activist-created-fake-sexual-assault-story-involving-pete …
Are Jacob Wohl and Michael Avenatti in some kind of dare to see who can be accused of the most crimes?https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1123013699994836992 …
the brightest spot in the darkness and utter stupidity that is any jacob wohl news cycle is still when jack burkman called him “a child prodigy who has eclipsed mozart”https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1123013698296135685?s=21 …
Jacob Wohl flew a 19-year-old college student to DC. Then, allegedly without telling him, he used his name to smear Pete Buttigieg. https://www.advocate.com/news/2019/4/29/far-right-activist-created-fake-sexual-assault-story-involving-pete …pic.twitter.com/XJax3YPnfH
Jacob Wohl, David Wohl and Jack Burkman (how does Burkman still have a law license?) are despicable and all should be sued civilly by Buttigieg because discovery would be truly astounding. I am sure the Feds are investigating them all still re: similar Mueller scam. Sick people.
Jacob Wohl has incredible Instagram posts.pic.twitter.com/mapITbuCDn
Jacob Wohl's sole redeeming quality is that he's too stupid to pull off any of his schemes
Which character from Game of Thrones would Jacob Wohl be?
I deleted the tweet below. If Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are responsible for spreading false stories about @PeteButtigieg, he can sue them *now*.
He would need to prove that they were responsible for spreading the falsehood via the fake account and David Wohl’s tweet.pic.twitter.com/CBWxjtiUxI
Jacob Wohl: • Banned from the SEC for life by 18. • Banned from Twitter for life by 21. • Trying to get removed from free society before 22. Everyone in this hipster coffee shop is talking about what an accomplished young man he is.
Gateway Pundit originally promoted the Jacob Wohl smear on Pete Buttigieg. Now that it collapsed, they've added a "fake news" graphic. This is now the second time Gateway Pundit has been duped — or "duped" — into publishing a Wohl smear.pic.twitter.com/6K6u3Zjw2l
I aspire to be as good at just one thing as Jacob Wohl is at being a terrible human being.
Jacob Wohl's parents must be so proudhttps://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1123013699994836992 …
Jacob Wohl is the human equivalent of the movie The Room. He’s so hilariously bad at this that we can’t stop watching.
There’s a reason Jacob Wohl got himself banned from Twitter. Lock him up.https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1123013737760329729 …
I know I promised @jbarro that Jacob Wohl would commit his own big-boy federal crime soon but I'm starting to think it's going to have to be one without a specific intent requirement because the boy's building a pretty convincing "too fucking stupid to crime" defense
Right-wing activists Jacob Wohl tried to recruit young men to falsely claim they were sexually assaulted by Pete Buttigieghttps://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/right-wing-activists-tried-to-recruit-young-men-to-falsely-claim-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-pete-buttigieg/ …
That a mouthbreathing shitforbrains like Jacob Wohl started a fake organization called "Surefire Intelligence" is some Tina Fey/Robert Carlock-level joke writing.
How is Jacob Wohl not already in jail? Is the person in charge of putting him there Jacob Wohl?
Turns out that the assault report against Buttigieg was entirely concocted by Jacob Wohl. How is this person not in jail yet?
When Jacob Wohl is trending on Twitter, you know it's going to be good.
Convicted fraudster Jacob Wohl, not content to falsify sexual assault claims against Robert Mueller, is now trying to smear @PeteButtigieg.
Bad news for you, Jacob - this awful bait wouldn't catch a raccoon, much less someone like Mayor Pete.https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-smear-merchants-jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-try-to-slime-pete-buttigieg-with-bogus-sex-assault-claim …
Just look at us! Right and left. Conservative and liberal. All coming together to bash Jacob Wohl. We are truly one America 
The definitive Jacob Wohl explainerhttps://twitter.com/dustingiebel/status/1021608994715193344 …
Jacob Wohl is Marv from Home Alone: the most incompetent of criminals, emperor of the self-ownhttps://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1123013698296135685 …
Man, Jacob Wohl is trying REALLY HARD to end up in prison. He's really doing all he can to make that happen.https://www.thedailybeast.com/far-right-smear-merchants-jacob-wohl-and-jack-burkman-try-to-slime-pete-buttigieg-with-bogus-sex-assault-claim …
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