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  1. 36 minutes ago

    all you need, baby

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  2. 36 minutes ago

    google big naturals

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  3. 41 minutes ago
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  5. 49 minutes ago

    i mean, come on man, who wouldn't want this

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  6. 50 minutes ago

    -construction of a full-scale grand budapest hotel in the 1968 sequences -animation of winemucca express into a real 4-season cartoon, with me producing -a grant of 100 million dollars to jerma985 to make the most high-budget twitch stream in history

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  7. cool

  8. 2 hours ago

    Obama did the original leftist sex pest grift

  9. 2 hours ago

    kind and sweet women who would probably adopt me if i asked nice enough

  10. 3 hours ago

    reposting how fucking cool they made robespierre look in Napoleon (1927)

  11. 3 hours ago

    nice nuanced theory you got there... but has anyone told you that they believe in you lately?

  12. always be innovating

  13. 6 hours ago

    A thread: Ways Twitter could introduce "the edit button" without abuse. 1. Mastodon-style "delete and re-draft" Mastodon has this already. It works great. You make a tweet, you notice a typo, it de-tweets. Better than manual delete+copypaste, because links/images aren't mangled

    A mastodon screenshot. I'm about to make a post, but there's a typo in it.
    The post. There's a button below the post for "delete & re-draft".
    A dialog box. Mastodon explains what is about to happen and its implications.
    Now my tweet has been returned to the compose box, and I can fix the typo.
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  14. 12 hours ago
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  15. 4 hours ago

    wishing that chuck grassley's covid has a long and productive career

  16. Please pray for Chuck Grassley's swift unrecovery 🙏📿😔

  17. extremely normal to fire everyone in your government who won't agree that you won an election you lost

  18. Chuck Grassley has tested positive for ligma

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