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  1. 36 minutes ago

    all you need, baby

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  2. 36 minutes ago

    google big naturals

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    52 minutes ago

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  5. 49 minutes ago

    i mean, come on man, who wouldn't want this

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  6. 50 minutes ago

    -construction of a full-scale grand budapest hotel in the 1968 sequences -animation of winemucca express into a real 4-season cartoon, with me producing -a grant of 100 million dollars to jerma985 to make the most high-budget twitch stream in history

    you wake from a strange dream and find yourself with bezos-level money. please reply to this very tweet with 3 stupidly exorbitant things you would buy or commission for your own self before going on an all-out crusade to save the planet and what have you
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  7. 53 minutes ago

    cool

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    2 hours ago

    Obama did the original leftist sex pest grift

    Obama on his how his discovery of Marx and Foucault in college became inseparable from “a strategy for picking up girls”:
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  9. 2 hours ago

    kind and sweet women who would probably adopt me if i asked nice enough

    whats your brand of fictional character. the type you always get attached to. mine is perky girls with deep-seated mental health issues and guys who i want to be my older brother
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    3 hours ago

    reposting how fucking cool they made robespierre look in Napoleon (1927)

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  11. 3 hours ago

    nice nuanced theory you got there... but has anyone told you that they believe in you lately?

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    3 hours ago

    always be innovating

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  13. 3 hours ago

    every single penny.

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    6 hours ago

    A thread: Ways Twitter could introduce "the edit button" without abuse. 1. Mastodon-style "delete and re-draft" Mastodon has this already. It works great. You make a tweet, you notice a typo, it de-tweets. Better than manual delete+copypaste, because links/images aren't mangled

    A mastodon screenshot. I'm about to make a post, but there's a typo in it.
    The post. There's a button below the post for "delete & re-draft".
    A dialog box. Mastodon explains what is about to happen and its implications.
    Now my tweet has been returned to the compose box, and I can fix the typo.
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    12 hours ago

    Elizabeth I to Philip II of Spain

    If you send a “fleet” you’re dead to me
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  16. 4 hours ago

    wishing that chuck grassley's covid has a long and productive career

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  17. 4 hours ago

    Please pray for Chuck Grassley's swift unrecovery 🙏📿😔

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  18. 4 hours ago

    extremely normal to fire everyone in your government who won't agree that you won an election you lost

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  19. 4 hours ago

    Chuck Grassley has tested positive for ligma

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