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Running thread of Trump not knowing where he is, how he got there, or the appropriate response to give in the moment. Some mental health pros are concerned that he may be exhibiting signs of dementia, but really, he's just a moron. (Part one.)
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What the hell is he talking about?
Someone come collect Paw-Paw, it's past his naptime.
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Someone made Trump a template for mass shootings.
All he had to do was change the town.
That's all.
You had ONE JOB, dotard.
Blew it.
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Even for Trump, this is fucked up.
Trump, to the Navajo code talkers: "We have a representative in Congress they say was here a long time ago. They call her "Pocahontas."
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HAHAHAHA oh my god, he'll kill us all
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Can someone please explain to me why President (COUGHbabyhandsCOUGH) Trump needs two hands to drink a glass of water?
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Trump, to Steve Scalise, who was shot playing baseball earlier this year:
"A hell of a way to lose weight, Steve."
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#WAIWAIH
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Well, this will surely go into the "Who am I? Why am I here?" moment for sure.
Dotard Trump forgets that Anna Wintour is with Vogue, not Vanity Fair.
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Paw-paw Trump insists he's signed more legislation than any other president in their first year. Let's see!
Truman: 250
Bush: 242
Clinton: 209
Bush: 109
Reagan: 158
Carter: 249
Obama: 124
Trump: 96
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The President of the United States wants you all to know that he is a very stable genius.
I have some questions.
1) When is the last time a sane person tried to convince you they were sane?
2) Are were ready to talk about the #25thAmendmentNow?
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Our President would like you to know that he is a #stablegenius, and that he won the presidency on his "first try".
If you don't count his 2000 bid for the presidency, which seems to have slipped his mind.
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Trump either never knew or forgot the words to the national anthem.
➡️If it's the former, then he can STFU about Kaepernick et al kneeling.
➡️If it's the latter, then Paw-Paw's night nurse needs to come fetch him.
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Feinstein is killin' it today.
Here she is, pushing Trump into a corner on a clean DACA bill.
Watch as Trump, amazingly, takes the bait.
He then has to be reminded what his position actually *is* by @GOPLeader McCarthy.
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JFC 🙄🙄🙄
Confused Trump Tricked by Fox News Into Opposing His Own Surveillance Bill
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2017 was the year that Trump learned what literally everyone else on the planet already knows: hard things are hard.
He thought being President would be easy because if the black guy could do it, surely he could. 🤣🙄
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What a fucking idiot.
Trump tossing paper towels to flood victims is about the most 2017 thing I've seen all day.
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Here's an instant addition to #25thAmendmentNow:
Trump recognizes
Literally 20 seconds later, he forgot that he already recognized Cornyn.
Then, in true Trumpian fashion, he blamed someone else.
Someone call Mike Pence to come fetch paw-paw, y'all.
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Trump said that he was "very sad" that Rob Porter had to leave the WH and he wished him well.
He also said: "I think you have to remember that he said very strongly yesterday that he's innocent."
And those women that Porter beat the hell out of?
Meh.
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But does everyone know it?
“I’m totally opposed to domestic violence and everybody knows it. I’m totally opposed to domestic violence of any kind. Everyone knows that. And it almost wouldn’t even have to be said. So. Now you hear it, but you all know it."
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Well, this is definitely going in the #25thAmendmentNow moment. 🤨
Trump Confuses North and South Korea
He told South Korea to "denuke". 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus, take the wheel.
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Trump keeps forgetting to sign things.
Important things, like executive orders and contracts with porn stars.
How many times does that make now, ?
An obvious addition to the #25thAmendmentNow moment.
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Trump: "Your father, Herman, is looking down. He's very proud of you right now."
Steelworker: "Oh, he's still alive." 🤣🤣🤣
What a dotard.
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Trump in a "press conference" with Baltic leaders:
"Nobody has been tougher on Russia than I have. I know you are nodding yes because everyone agrees.."
Literally no one was nodding.
This definitely belongs in the #25thAmendmentNow moment.
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#ICYMI: I know you've all seen or heard about this, but I just got a chance to actually see it for the first time.
This Ivy League grad with all the best words would like you to know that the White House has no name but they keep it in "tippy top" shape. 🙄
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Found it.
As the plane departs, our shambolic choad of a leader says:
"Thank you very much, everybody. I'll see you back in New York. Thank you."
(psst, Trump: you live in D.C. now. In that house with no name.)
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Holy crap. Look what found.
It's Trump's spy theme, complete with some of the greatest hits from the #25thAmendmentNow moment.
(Make sure your volume is up.)
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WTF! 🤣🤣🤣
World leaders do not groom other world leaders in front of an international pool spray of reporters.
This one's going in the moment.
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Remember this?
Now that we know that Ronny Jackson has been handing out Provigil like candy, this makes a lot more sense.
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Our shambolic choad of a president, in front of Paralympians at the WH:
"What happened with the Paralympics was so incredible and so inspiring to me. It's a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could."
🙄🙄🙄
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Trump says he's going to build the wall with his "big beautiful hands".
This is going in the #25thAmendmentNow moment because if he thinks he's got big hands, he's obviously more delusional than any of us thought.
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It's a rare occasion when we get to add a Trump tweet to both the #25thAmendmentNow moment and the #NostraDumbAss moment, but alas...
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"We are going to Dallas, we are going to Houston. We are going to have a little fun today.", Trump says as he heads to Texas to meet with the families of Santa Fe school shooting victims.
Cool. Another one to add to #25thAmendmentNow.
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"This was a meeting where a letter was given to me by Kim Jong-Un, and that letter was a very nice letter. Oh, would you like to see what was in that letter? I haven't seen the letter yet. I purposely haven't opened it... I haven't opened it."
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Uh, oh.
Y'all know where this is going, right?
Directly into the #25thAmendmentNow moment.
Trump doesn't know the words to "God Bless America".🤣🤣🤣
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JFC.
Trump said that he spoke to parents of Korean War vets during his campaign.
The Korean War ended in 1953.
My father in law fought in that war.
He died last year at age 87.
His parents would be 119 years old.
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What the fuck, man.
New video shows President Trump saluting North Korean general nbcnews.com/news/north-kor via
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"Mr. Trump, can we ask you a question about the accusations of child rape and sexual assault that nearly 20 women have made against you? Mr. Trump? President Trump?"
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Trump looks all around the table for Mike Pompeo, who has been sitting directly beside him during the entire cabinet meeting.
You guys know where this is going, right?
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This is literally minutes after he accused Germany of being "totally controlled" by Russia.
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Didn't he leave "covfefe" up for like 16 hours or something?🤣
This belongs in the #25thAmendmentNow collection.
WTF are you looking at, Trump?
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What the hell is this?
These aren't even words. Not in English, anyway.
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God save the queen...from Trump.
What tf is he doing?
Another addition to the #25thAmendmentNow collection.
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Bulllllllllshit.
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Oh, Lord.
Another #25AmendmentNow entry.
President Trump Got Lost on Air Force One and Other Tales From a White House Stenographer's Memoir
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Trump in Wilkes-Barre:
"I withdrew the United Shates from the horrible and expenshive Iran nuclear deal. I hope everythingsh gonna be fine with Iran...I alsho recognizsh the capital of Ishrael and 5 montsh later we opened the embashy in Jerushalem."
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You say Nepal, I say Nipple:
1. Trump made up the country of “Nambia”
2. He confused Iraq and Syria, after bombing the latter
3. He confused North and South Korea
4. He called Belgium “a beautiful city”
5. “I never knew there were so many countries.”
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Aretha Franklin "worked for me on numerous occasions. She was terrific."
Are we sure Trump knows who Aretha Franklin was or is this one of those Frederick Douglass situations?
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"One clue belying the president’s insistence is that the famous Robert Duvall line from the scene in Apocalypse Now, “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” is not “I love the smell of Agent Orange in the morning.”
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Trump, calling an Hispanic looking-immigration BP agent: "Come here. You're not nervous, right? Speaks perfect English."
This is the thing that impressed Trump: not that he saved people from human trafficking.
That the brown guy could speak English.
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Wait, what?
You do understand that ICE and ISIS are two different things, right?
No one wants to abolish ICE.
Everyone wants to get rid of the killers in ISIS.
That's not a partisan thing.
The latest in a pathetic attempt to smear @NancyPelosi.
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Pawpaw is having trouble finding his words again, y'all.
Do you "gestate" your Thanksgiving turkey? I did one year, but at that 6-month mark, those talons get really sharp.
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JFC, Trump!🙄
American flag's stripes are red and white.
Trump should know this, considering the fit he throws when someone kneels at a football game "disrespecting the flag".
Trump is coloring blue and red stripes. 🙄🙄🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
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The panic in his eyes...yeeesh.
This is NOT a man who enjoys looking inept at his job in front of the cameras.
He seems just fine being inept at his job off-camera, though.
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Trump: "Democrats want to raid Medicare to pay for socialism"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God, he's dumb. This is definitely going into the #25thAmendmentNow moment.
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Holy crap. 🔥
When a POTUS' "closest aides" have to steal papers off the Oval Office desk so the President doesn't get us into a nuclear war, that's when you know it's time for the #25thAmendmentNow. #TuesdayThoughts
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Well, this sounds familiar!
#25thAmendmentNow
Trump could be removed for political incompetence — using the 25th Amendment
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Our very stable genius President who has all the best words cannot pronounce the word "anonymous".
He tried twice.
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I guess it's okay with him if 4k people die in South Carolina this week during Hurricane Florence then, right? What an ass.
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Liar or demented?
Either way, I'm ready for #25thAmendmentNow or impeachment or whatever because I'm so f'ing sick of Trump, I literally don't care how he goes, as long as he goes. #SaturdayMorning #AMJoy
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Stable genius strikes again!
Trump Wants to Help Colombia Eradicate WHAT?
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“Does anybody not want (a pay raise)? Please raise your hand. (scans crowd, no hands raised) What’s going on here? Are these real patriots? I don’t know, General. I don’t know.” --The President, questioning the troops' patriotism.
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Good Lord, look at the Germans laughing at Trump at the United Nations. They aren't even trying to hide their contempt, and they shouldn't.
STFU, you syphilitic bellend. You're mortifying to 75% of the US and about 98% of the world. #TuesdayThoughts
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Trump just started giving his 4th press conference as president.
So far, he's just reiterating a bunch of shit he said yesterday.
He keeps slurring the word "economy", so you know he's been into Dr. Happy's Bag o' Benzos this afternoon.
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Trump doesn't seem to understand that the 25th amendment is something *his cabinet* could use to remove him from office (he seems to think it's something Democrats might try to use)
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If you haven't laughed yet today, here's a video of President Trump walking up the stairs to Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. While this isn't grounds for the #25thAmendment, it does fit the pattern of Trump just being a fucking idiot.
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"I'd rather not say. But the answer is yes." - Trump, answering a question about whether he'd talked to the Saudi's or not.
This is such a stable genius thing to say.
, when he leans over to the side at the end...you know what to do, right?
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We've come a long way from mp3 dot com.
It's about time for the Music Modernization Act.
I would be remiss, however, if I didn't point out that Trump is reading like a 2nd grader who forgot how hyphens at the end of a line work.
Royal...ty.
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Jesus, take the wheel.🙄
Brunson prays with Trump.
After the prayer, Trump says, "Can I ask you one question? Who did you vote for?"(Brunson has been in a Turkish prison for 2 years.)
Even if Trump wasn't directing that question to him, it's still a f'ing tacky question to ask.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
WATCH: President Trump says "Robert E. Lee was a great general" during Ohio rally, calling the Confederate leader "incredible."
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Nope.
Here are the receipts, y'all.
Trump praising Robert E. Lee. In Ohio.
"Robert E. Lee was a great general."
This man is certifuckingfiable.
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Here's the full transcript, for anyone who thinks that video is out of context.
It's not.
He's just a liar.
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This isn't the first time Trump has referred to John Bolton as "Mike Bolton".
An obvious addition to the #25thAmendmentNow moment which has long since become less and less funny and more and more terrifying.
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Trump just tweeted and deleted this. 😂
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🤣 WTF: Trump either can't figure out how to get his OPEN umbrella through a door that isn't wide enough for it or he is just an asshole who can't be bothered to close his own umbrella. Someone who looks like Stephen Miller kicks it aside, too. #saturdaymorning
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He should have canceled yesterday's events, too.
Instead, he egged on people who were screaming "lock her up" and "CNN sucks".
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Here's a #25thAmendmentNow moment I missed last week.
This brings the number of times that Trump has to be reminded to sign a bill into law or an EO to 5. And that's just the number of times caught on camera.
Here's Melania, reminding dotard to sign.
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"This way please, Mr. Trump"
"Oh, you want to shake my hand? Okay, well..."
"No, President Trump, this way to your car."
"To the bar? No, I might sound like a drunk toddler half the time, but I'm not a big drinker."
h/t #SundayMorning #AMJoy
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I don't...just...what?
"The Dem plan would obliterate Obamacare, it will also, which is good, but leave the bad parts behind. It will destroy Medicare. Soon, Obamacare will be gone. We missed it by one vote but essentially, it's being obliterated anyway."
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"Lil Jon? I've never heard of him." -Trump, just now
Here's a photo of Trump with Lil Jon, who was on The Apprentice.
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Trump not knowing the difference between the Balkans and the Baltics is today's addition to #25thAmendmentNow.
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In today’s @lemondefr: When #Trump received the leaders of #Estonia, #Latvia and #Lithuania, he began by blaming them for the war in Yugoslavia. It took them a few moments to realise he’d mixed up the Balkans and the Baltics. @SylvieKauffmann
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Trump came into office a somewhat confused old man.
He is now a completely confused old man.
The one thing that hasn't changed: he's completely unfit for office. #saturdaymorning #amjoy #satchat #saturdaythoughts
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Why are you going to California?
"Just to see the firefighters."
Not the victims?
Why did the fires start?
"Because the little trees weren't raked up."
(He meant bushes.)
Then he goes on to talk, gruesomely, about how unrecognizable the dead bodies are.
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Dude, he's not even TRYING to make sense anymore.
Trump, when asked if the seeing the devastation from the California wildfires has changed his opinion on climate change:
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It's called the ground.
"You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important. I was with the President of Finland...they spent a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things and they don't have any problem."
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After touring the hardest hit town of Paradise, CA, Trump forgot its name, referring to it instead as "Pleasure" – twice.
He was told the right name after the first time but refused to be corrected. #25thAmendmentNow
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Y'all are being way too hard on Trump.
After all, who among us hasn't shown up to a 9/11 memorial this way?
He literally did this in Shanksville, PA. Frickin' embarrassing.
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If you missed the #TrumpPresser, we've got you covered:
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-Women are liars
-Men get the benefit of the doubt (unless they are black)
-Mr. Kurd
-George Washington
-Con job
-Fake News
-Failing NY Times
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JFC! Get rid of this lunatic NOW.
Trump literally said: 'Let’s kill the f*cking lot of them':
Pentagon disobeyed Trump order to murder entire Syrian government, according to Woodward's new, explosive book.
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Trump says Biden plagiarized his economic plan.
But Biden can't pull it off.
Because the plan...that Biden "stole" from Trump...is very "radical left".
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Someone tell Mike Pence to come collect pawpaw. It's naptime. #25thAmendmentNow
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"I think it's worse than Bernie's platform, it's gone so far right." Trump in the Rose Garden, clearly confused as to what "right" and "left" mean. #25thAmendmentNow #TrumpIsNotWell
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