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Well, I'm confused. I thought that first half technical foul was on me. Cause I called the refs shitty.

When discussing the best NBA team of all-time, often what is missed is deciding which rules to use. "Bad Boys era" or "Splash Brothers era".

You don’t have to show up to every argument you’re invited to.

Sex with a real person? Shut the fuck up....People still do that?

Looks like I need to start picking my addictions! Adulting is hard!

HEY, STOP COMPLAINING! Oh, you're a celebrity? I guess thats fine then cause obviously your celebrity has increased the size of your brain.

I wish I had pancakes and maple syrup in my tummy right now, but all I have is bitterness and resentment. Barista: Alright, tall or grande?

#TheMeaningOfLifeIs whatever you want it to be. Give your life your own meaning and leave people to do the same with theirs.

Despite my best efforts, my dad is under the impression I like him.

Is anybody else eating cheese right now?

If you want to tell people what they can or can't say, expect people to tell you what you can or can't say.

I keep on hearing news that Bill Maher is in trouble for saying 'n-word'. That doesn't seem offensive. Are we not allowed to say, 'n-word'?

Because in this house we YELL FIRST and ask questions later!

You got, 'World of Compulsive Hoarders' and 'Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things' both on Netflix, cause we love freaks.

Narrowing your perspective can also make you feel better. I'm the best person in my apartment right now. Crap. I'm also the worst. And alone

I apologize to anyone I've unfollowed because your timeline was too this or that and not that or this.

#ItMakesMeSmileWhen I hear the laughter of my children. Or crying. I'm kidding, I don't have kids. I'm tweeting from prison. Gotta go.

My life is so sedentary i was invited to speak at a conference for Paraplegics. The theme is, "How to Live a Meaningful Life Seated"

The biggest conspiracy around climate change is that scientists know it's already too late.