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Manchester Joined April 2009

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There is some far corner of my mind wherein, always, lurks wielding a bin.
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*u are scrolling through ur twitter feed when u notice there's a gap between two tweets. U peer closer and realise - too late - that it is an alley, and I'm lurking inside it holding a sizeable aluminium bin. "Hulaballoo," I shout, as I throw the bin at u with great force*
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Might use this next time someone asks me when I'm doing stand-up again.
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Guardiola is asked if he is conscious of the fact that winning the treble could define his legacy: “My legacy is exceptional already.”
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Meanwhile in more pleasant museum news, I paid a visit to Stan today for the first time in a few years since covid/Manchester Museum's massive refurb. RARRRGGHHHHH!
Gigantic T-Rex skeleton
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Prue, pick up your boy from playgroup.
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Tory MP Danny Kruger tells NatCon that Western civilisation is threatened by a "new religion", a mix of "Marxism, narcissism and paganism", conforming to the "dystopian fantasy of John Lennon"
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absolutely nobody: jacob rees mogg: can i just tell you about a failed crime i tried to do
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Interestingly, Rees Mogg calls the imposition of mandatory voter ID a gerrymandering scheme that backfired for the Conservatives as it largely affected older people, who are more likely to vote Tory.
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Good piece of evidence for when the High Court invariably rules the ID restrictions were unlawful.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg tells the National Conservatism conference that the government's Voter ID rules were an attempt at gerrymandering.
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One day off sick and two days of holiday last week and I had at least 150 unread e-mails this morning.
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...okay I did end up skipping the last half of the Daleks in New York two-parter because that one's awful as well BUT it's plain sailing quality-wise for the rest of the series. I think. It's been a while.
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...I'll take it, he seems nice. (Long story as to why I took a photo of this that will become clear one day.)
Picture of a theatre poster of Michael Ball
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NO CHEATING. Your last saved celebrity photo/gif is your therapist. Who is it? Let the healing begin. Oh god, this would be FUCKING AMAZING twitter.com/needledesign/s…
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The Shakespeare Code is...REALLY bad, isn't it. I'd forgotten how dire it is. I love the rest of this series, though. I assume that makes me a heathen in the eyes of the fandom for whatever reason - haven't checked, will not be checking.
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WELL that was fun. I'm going to carry on with my Doctor Who rewatch until I passed out. We've reached the Martha Jones era. LOVE YOU BYE. 😘
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WELL that was fun. I'm going to carry on with my Doctor Who rewatch until I passed out. We've reached the Martha Jones era. LOVE YOU BYE. 😘
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aaaaaaand breathe Wordle 694 4/6 🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🚨I'VE RUN OUT OF WINE🚨 This is my fault for starting with only half a bottle. But the end is in sight.