boston straight pride parade u have to come in costume as your favorite mark wahlberg character everyone walks around ordering a cranberry juice at a bar and saying how do u like them apples ........ madness
boston straight pride parade has a "float" but it's really just a big stack of dunkin iced coffees and the guy powering the "float" will just call u a racial slur
boston straight pride parade someone dressed up as matt damon walks up to random black women and interrupts them ...... maybe it's actually matt damon? who can say