my DMs are miraculously not flooded with weird MAGA morons
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now that I’m a marginally famous internet celebrity, I suppose it’s worth mentioning that I am indeed available to be a prom date
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this tweet was like THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT opening in 1,000 theaters in the summer of 1999 and earning $29M
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uh, so, I'm featured on BBC News?http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43941146 …
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How many RTs and likes until Trump says that I'm overrated?
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shoutout to
@chrislhayes /@MSNBC for featuring this! also quick shoutout to@1capplegate!pic.twitter.com/5SOiUEOtYr
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"Was it you, was it me? / Did I watch too much TV?"
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Have you seen the little piggies... -
Beatles song?
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