i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"
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He's so boring. He isn't even the first vampire.
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This feels like a What We Do in the Shadows bit
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He was just copying what Carmilla did but stole the credit because he’s a man.
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There’s a pun in there, somewhere
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"countless" is an inspired choice
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